CHECK OUT GANGSTA GRAN

A Florida teenager has been sentenced to 18 months in juvenile detention for coaxing his senile grandmother into holding a gun and threatening to shoot "all the pigs" in a homemade "gangsta rap" video. Eighteen-year-old Michael Alfinez pleaded guilty Tuesday to elder abuse charges. His family has said the case was a misunderstanding. The 85-year-old grandmother can be seen in the video holding a handgun, wearing a black mask and threatening to shoot "all the pigs." Alfinez was arrested in April after authorities seized the tape during a routine traffic stop. Alfinez and others also could be seen in the video shooting a pistol around town. Alfinez also pleaded guilty to charges of firing out of a moving vehicle and into a building.

DANGLING OLD MAN NUTS? TRY THE NUT BRA...

IRAQI WEDDING: WARNING EXPLICIT MATERIAL!

MORAL/MESSAGE: DON'T GIVE GUNS TO KIDS!

BULL RUNNING GONE WRONG

WHEN BEING CHASED BY ANGRY BULLS AVOID CROWDS AND NARROW PASSAGEWAYS....

LIFE'S 2 BIG QUESTIONS

1.) Should I get a dog.....?














2.) Should I have children?....

CHINESE CAN SLEEP BLOODY ANYWHERE!

A German photographer has spent six years taking photographs of Chinese people sleeping in any position and situation. Bernd Hagemann moved to the Far East in 2002, and since then he regularly takes to the streets of Shanghai to find extreme nappers to add to his extensive photograph collection. He divides the groups into three categories - hardsleepers, softsleepers and groupsleepers, and he has more than 600 photographs at his website www.sleepingchinese.com

Hardsleepers are able to fall asleep anywhere on any surface, softsleepers need something a little more comfortable, and groupsleepers sleep with people around them, be it friends, family or complete strangers.

The photographer explains on his website: "They talk about 'The Sleeping Giant'. About 'The Birth of the New Super Power' or 'The Awakening of the Red Dragon'. Very often with a strange kind of undertone, which is supposed to frighten us. The reality looks definitely more peaceful."

The 40-year-old from Lemgo, central Germany, added: "Whenever I linger through the boomtown Shanghai, I carry my snap shot camera with me. Because at every corner you can discover people that either are napping in the strangest positions and situations, or are even snoring, while sunk in a deep sleep. Noteworthy are the missing mattresses and pillows!

"The calmness, the flexibility and the adaptability of the ones, who are jointly responsible for the revival of China, fascinates me."

HARRY WON'T TAKE ANY CRAP THAT'S FOR SURE...

CREEPY GNOME

Check youtube for more vids of this phenomenon that is shaking up Argentina at the mo - not sure what it's all about but will investigate further when I'm back after the bank Holiday Weekend - have a good 'un!!!!

OH THE POOR FECKER - HILARIOUS THO!

Nhlanhla Nene can be seen tumbling to the ground after his chair collapsed during an appearance on a political show on the SABC2 channel. The camera immediately cut to the presenter, who carried on talking without even registering her guest’s disappearance beneath his desk with a smile. Mr Nene, chairman of the South African parliament’s finance committee, continued with his interview later in the show, which was broadcast on Tuesday morning. But footage of his accident was subsequently leaked via email – apparently by an SABC2 employee – and has become a viral hit in South Africa. It has been posted on websites including YouTube and Facebook, attracting tens of thousands of views and comments. Many commenters appear particularly impressed by the young host Hayde Fitzpatrick’s restraint in keeping a straight face after Mr Nene fell. “It was definitely the interviewer keeping her cool and pretending nothing happened that split me up,” wrote one. “Bloody well done dear.” Interviewed subsequently, Ms Fitzpatrick said she was too worried about her guest to laugh. “I was concerned that Mr Nene could have injured himself ,” she said. SABC has formally apologised to Mr Nene and taken measures to ensure there are no similar incidents, according to reports.

VEGETARIANS WATCH THIS!

Have to admit I can understand this one a bit - my missus is a vegetarian and I have never really wanted to eat that much meat anyway (I don't think we were designed to eat meat as often as most of us do)- so was happy enough to eliminate meat from my diet as she does most of the cooking but both of us find it hard to resist jamon serrano (she being Spanish makes it pretty much irresistible for her) also know as parma ham or just cured thin slices of ham but we both feel guilty whenever we indulge (like last night, thanks Aldi) but look sometimes veggies go a bit overboard about it all - the odd bit of meat isn't the worst thing - anyway watch the above and chortle as it's bound to happen in many many supposed vegetarian households...

MOTIVATIONAL MESSAGE IN LIGHT OF TODAY'S MISERABLE WEATHER

NEW LEINSTER RUGBY BOOT

INTERESTED IN A DOG?

Hi ! I need a favor

Our neighbour has a puppy he's giving away (FREE). It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and it's great with kids.

He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing, and that gives her the heebie jeebies. I think she is just weird!

If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know. Here's a picture of the dog (see below).

THINK YOUR JOB IS BAD?

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS LITTLE LOT THEN...

WHO THE HELL IS RAY HUDSON?

The former Newcastle United player enjoys iconic status amongst the US football fraternity for his off-the-wall commentary, delivered in dulcet Geordie tones.
Hudson makes Andy Gray look understated. Players are like “Jedi Knights”, goals are like “Benini sculptures” and Arjen Robben “skips the light fandango, does cartwheels across the floor”. Here long-suffering co-commentator Phil Schoen gets it in the neck when he has the cheek to mention Tom Cruise during a Real Madrid-Mallorca game...

Bit of a legend clearly this fella - tho liable to get a wee bit annoying don't ya think...

THE HOUSE WITH LEGS

It is the ultimate house for beating floods or unfriendly neighbours - a home built on six hydraulic legs that can walk.

The 10ft high home is solar and wind powered and can stroll at walking pace across all terrains. It has a living room, kitchen, toilet, bed, wood stove and mainframe computer which controls the legs. The pod will take its maiden stroll around rural Cambridgeshire at the Wysing Arts Centre in Bourn on Thursday. It was built by art collective N55 in Copenhagen, Denmark, who worked in conjunction with engineers at MIT in Massachusetts, USA. Designers say it provides a solution to the problem of rising water levels as the house can simply walk away from floods. The prototype cost £30,000 to build, including materials and time, but the designers believe it could be constructed for a lot less.

The artists in the N55 collective are Ion Sørvin, and Øivind Slaatto. Sam Kronick, from MIT designed the legs. Mr Slaatto plans to live in the house when it returns to Copenhagen. He has been working on his pet project for two years and was inspired by his meetings with Romani travellers in Cambridgeshire. He said: "This house is not just for travellers but also for anyone interested in a more general way of nomadic living. Each leg is powered and works independently and is designed to always have three on the ground at any one time to ensure stability. The makers hope the legs could be eventually mounted on any kind of structure and make it walk and several pods could be linked together for bigger houses.

HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR?

Ladies, does this scenario ring true for any of you? Again damn funny stuff - God don't ya just love the internet sometimes...

BEST LIGHT SWITCH EVER?

Flick him on, flick him off - you decide...

GUN CONTROL WILLIAM SHATNER STYLEE

Excellent stuff Mr Shatner pants (listen in to Red Rooster to learn what Shatner pants are all about)

BLOND ANTELOPE

Class! This one funny...and usually blond jokes bore me but this one is bloody good...unless yr blond and an antelope I guess...

AMAZING STUNTS

Eh sorry like but what the hell is this? This can't be real can it? That's just feckin' unnatural - like actually unnatural - wait till you see the last stunt - and what age is yer man - about 10! For evidence check out the lack of a male ballerina-like package down there - No I don't know why I noticed that either - Oh wait maybe because if I had to wear that costume I would have checked that part out as a matter of course and done the old George Michael trick on it - that's stuff a shuttle cock down there not get arrested in men's toilets in LA obviously....

WHAT COULD IT HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR?

The young filly needed to be freed from the tree after curiosity got the better of it and it wedged its head between separate sections of the trunk. The horse, called Gracie, was unable to free itself and could have been in danger were it not for a passer-by who was able to come to the rescue after he heard the horse whinnying. Jason Harschbarger, a neighbour, collected his tools and was able to carefully set the horse free by using a chainsaw to slowly cut the wood around its neck. However, before he did so, he was able to take a few photographs. Fortunately for Gracie, she was able to escape her ordeal with only a few minor injuries and, according to Mr Harschbarger, is on the road to recovery. It remains unclear why Gracie put her head into the gap.

DANCING WITH DIGGERS ANYONE?

THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE: DRUG CARTEL SPECIAL

Mexican authorities have arrested more than a dozen members of an alleged drug-trafficking ring, seizing weapons, vehicles - and a private zoo

Eleven Colombians, a US citizen, two Mexicans and an Uruguayan were detained during a raid in a sprawling house in Desierto de los Leones

The property, whose walls, ceilings and furniture are made almost entirely of ornately carved wood, appeared to have been used by the traffickers for parties on nights and weekends, authorities said

The house was equipped with a private zoo housing a collection of animals including two panthers...

...and an albino tiger

"This is important, because it breaks a logistic link in the chain that supplies Mexican cartels with cocaine," prosecutor Marisela Morales said

Police in Mexico find private zoo as drug cartel's party house

AWWWWWWWWW!

Music using ONLY sounds from Windows XP and 98!

NOW THAT'S PRETTY GOOD....

WHAT A CLASS VIDEO

OK Go - Here It Goes Again

FREAKY PIX FROM PPI AWARDS

WHICH WAS INSPIRED BY STEVIE MESSING AROUND WITH OUR SILVER PLATES

SUBMARINE RACING CHAMPIONSHIPS

LOST PUPPY

NEWSFLASH: SPURS FINALLY WIN MATCH

THE ONLY CHAIN MAIL I WOULD EVER SEND

WHY, WHY, WHY, COLIN POWELL....

Former US Secretary of State Colin Powell put George Bush to shame last night when he showed off some dance moves at the Royal Albert Hall.

He was pictured in a variety of poses with Nigerian hip-hop band Olu Maintain who were one of the acts playing as part of the Africa Rising festival.

Taking to the stage to rapturous applause the African-American politician said: "Africa is a great place, with a great tradition: It will rise."

He now follows in the footsteps of his former boss, George Bush, and the late Russian leader Boris Yeltsin as politicians who could not resist the urge to get up and dance.

Giant pink rabbit can be seen from space

It is, I'm fairly certain, the first and only giant pink knitted rabbit that can be seen from space.

The vast, 200ft-long pink creature can be found lying on its back – like a toy discarded by a giant, fractious toddler – in the Italian Alps, near the village of Artesina.
And now you don't even need to travel to Italy to see it – because it has appeared on Google Maps.
The creation of Viennese art collective Gelitin, the rabbit was made in 2005, following (according to the artists) five years of intensive knitting and stuffing with straw. They write on their website that it's intended to appear 'as if knitted by giant grandmothers'.

Visitors to the rabbit aren't just expected to stand and stare at the art, nodding wisely. Gelitin suggest climbing over the rabbit, exploring the knitted internal organs spilling out of the hole in its side, or possibly going to sleep on its belly.

BANKSY'S ALTERNATIVE PET STORE OPEN NOW @THE VILLAGE NYC

British graffiti artist Banksy has opened his first official exhibition in New York.
Set inside a fake pet store, works such as a robotic monkey and fish-fingers swimming in a goldfish bowl aim to question the relationship between human beings and animals.