NOEL GOT SO FEROCIOUSLY PASSIONATE ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF A DISABLED FORMER SOLDIER THAT HE WET HIMSELF A LITTLE.
HMMM WHAT SEEMS TO HAVE ANNOYED HIM MOST WAS BEING CALLED AN ENTERTAINMENT SHOW...SUSPICIOUS THAT...READ SOME OF COMMENTS POSTED AFTER THIS VID ON YOUTUBE SOME OF THEM HILARIOUS...AS LONG AS YR NOT NOEL EDMONDS THAT IS...
AS SUGGESTED BY LIAM IN TIVOLI WHEN YOU HEAR NOEL EDMUNDS TRYING TO TALK ABOUT POLITICS, ITS HARD NOT TO COMPARE HIM TO ALAN PARTRIDGE. AHA. IN FACT ALAN PARTRIDGE MUST BE NOEL EDMUNDS ROLE MODEL OR SOMETHING...
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
FELLAS SPANDEX VESTS HAVE ARRIVED...HAPPY DAYS!
AT LAST!! MAGIC UNDERWEAR HAS ARRIVED FOR MEN!! NO MORE SUCKING IN FELLAS!
A new vest has been made by an Australian company that has the same materials that women’s magic undies like Spanx have.
Made from polyester, spandex and nylon they are designed to force men's bodies into a leaner silhouette under a slim-line suit, or even to help correct poor posture.
Finally, women will become familiar with the disappointment that us men get when they take THEIR magic underwear off!
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - CNN BLOOPER: THEY SERVING WHAT THIS MONTH??
HMMM I WONDER WHAT'S ON HER MIND TODAY!
BONUS VIRAL VIDEO: CUTE 7 YEAR OLD BREAKDANCER ON ELLEN...
YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT WHEN YR ON A LESBIAN'S TALK SHOW! JUST ASK OCTOGENARIAN GLADYS (SCROLL DOWN THROUGH ARCHIVE FOR THAT PARTICULAR GEM!!)
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - EVERYTHING IS AMAZING, NOBODY IS HAPPY...
Conan hosts the comedian Louis CK who is talking about what he calls the spoiled generation...funny stuff and perhaps might cheer you up a bit too!
GREY CITY ROLLER
THIS GUYS JOINTS ARE AS SMOOTH AS HIS WHEELS....
SEE HIM? THAT'S ME AT THAT AGE AND THE YOUNGIEES CAN LAUGH ALL THEY LIKE!
SEE HIM? THAT'S ME AT THAT AGE AND THE YOUNGIEES CAN LAUGH ALL THEY LIKE!
DAVID WALLIAMS AND HIS NEW KID/GIRLFRIEND. CRINGE!!!!
The thoughts of us dancing at a nightclub with our moms or dads is usually enough to gross us out.
Which is why looking at photos of David Walliams dancing or more correctly shuffling around his new girlfriend is a guaranteed GAG FEST!!!
The shots of him get progressively worse, from him just standing like a lecherous lurk next to the 18 year old model, to him then busting a move where he takes his jacket off and feeling his bits.
AND YES THERE IS A TOUCH OF JEALOUSY IN MY COMMENTS...FOR SHE IS FIT....AND IF HE CAN PULL HER THEN MORE POWER TO HIM..BET HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE IF HE LOOKS RIDICULOUS IN THE SHOTS EITHER!!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
SEPERATED AT BIRTH?
Here's former Guns N' Roses lead guitarist Slash at an event in Beverly Hills on Sunday -- and Shelley Morrison, who played "Rosario" on the TV series "Will & Grace," at some event a while back.
One of them was born Rachel Mitrani. But which one?
WIFE SWAP USA DISASTER - STEPHEN FOWLER BECOMES NATIONAL HATE FIGURE
THE STORY IN A NUTSHELL
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS 1/2...EXAMPLES OF THE TOSS BAG THAT YER MAN STEPHEN IS...
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS 2/2...RULE CHANGES JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE...
CHECK HERE FOR MORE ON THE SUBSEQUENT HATE CAMPAIGN
In his now notorious appearance, Mr Fowler, who has taken American citizenship, hosted Gayla Long from rural Missouria for two weeks at his home in California's leafy Noe Valley district of San Francisco. He then proceeded to alienate large swathes of America, by first accusing her of being "undereducated and overweight", and then making comments such as: "Your two languages seem to be bad English and redneck". The viewer backlash against Mr Fowler, a venture capitalist who develops biofuels, has been overwhelming and often vicious. Despite claims that he was goaded into some of his comments, he has been derided as both "an elitist Brit" and a typically snobbish San Francisco liberal with disdain for ordinary Americans. Mr Fowler has now been forced to step down from the boards of two foundations and apologised on his wife's blog for behaving "like a complete jerk". The couple and their two children have even been the subject of threats after their phone numbers were published online. He is now regretting he ever heard of the show, as his Warholian 15-minute flirtation with fame has turned into three weeks – and counting – of infamy. The Facebook group I cannot stand Stephen Fowler (from Wife Swap) has hundreds of posts slamming his behaviour, often in unprintably crude terms that also take on virulent anti-British tones. His American wife Renee Stephens, a self-described "life coach" who says her goal is "to eradicate weight struggles from the planet", spent the fortnight with Mrs Long's husband, Alan, in Missouri, where she fared little better. She likewise faced accusations of haughtiness, firstly for her disdain for Mr Long's love of fast food, and then for stating that she had not chosen to be born American. Her husband appears to have made a bad impression from the start, having chosen to wear T-shirts bearing clichéd environmental slogans such as "Go Solar", "Tree Hugger" and "Sustainability". Even his wife has condemned his behaviour and urged him to seek professional help, although some cynics have suggested that she is trying to save her own business as weight loss "life coach" after he ridiculed his guest's physique. Mr Fowler's contractual commitments with the show's producers ban him from talking to the media. But a close family friend said that he was "devastated" by how the episode turned out. "Stephen really wants to make amends and make clear how sorry he is," the friend said. "He was strongly encouraged by the producers to play the snotty Brit and they really pushed him to be more confrontational. Because of the editing, you don't see any of the exchanges that pushed him to this. He felt his children were being abused and his reaction was over-the-top. "He has written to Gayla and her husband with his deepest apologies. But this is not the Stephen I have known for 15 years. He has the utmost respect for this country, for the US military, and did not mean to come across as unpatriotic. He knows he screwed up and wants to put that right."
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS 1/2...EXAMPLES OF THE TOSS BAG THAT YER MAN STEPHEN IS...
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS 2/2...RULE CHANGES JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE...
CHECK HERE FOR MORE ON THE SUBSEQUENT HATE CAMPAIGN
In his now notorious appearance, Mr Fowler, who has taken American citizenship, hosted Gayla Long from rural Missouria for two weeks at his home in California's leafy Noe Valley district of San Francisco. He then proceeded to alienate large swathes of America, by first accusing her of being "undereducated and overweight", and then making comments such as: "Your two languages seem to be bad English and redneck". The viewer backlash against Mr Fowler, a venture capitalist who develops biofuels, has been overwhelming and often vicious. Despite claims that he was goaded into some of his comments, he has been derided as both "an elitist Brit" and a typically snobbish San Francisco liberal with disdain for ordinary Americans. Mr Fowler has now been forced to step down from the boards of two foundations and apologised on his wife's blog for behaving "like a complete jerk". The couple and their two children have even been the subject of threats after their phone numbers were published online. He is now regretting he ever heard of the show, as his Warholian 15-minute flirtation with fame has turned into three weeks – and counting – of infamy. The Facebook group I cannot stand Stephen Fowler (from Wife Swap) has hundreds of posts slamming his behaviour, often in unprintably crude terms that also take on virulent anti-British tones. His American wife Renee Stephens, a self-described "life coach" who says her goal is "to eradicate weight struggles from the planet", spent the fortnight with Mrs Long's husband, Alan, in Missouri, where she fared little better. She likewise faced accusations of haughtiness, firstly for her disdain for Mr Long's love of fast food, and then for stating that she had not chosen to be born American. Her husband appears to have made a bad impression from the start, having chosen to wear T-shirts bearing clichéd environmental slogans such as "Go Solar", "Tree Hugger" and "Sustainability". Even his wife has condemned his behaviour and urged him to seek professional help, although some cynics have suggested that she is trying to save her own business as weight loss "life coach" after he ridiculed his guest's physique. Mr Fowler's contractual commitments with the show's producers ban him from talking to the media. But a close family friend said that he was "devastated" by how the episode turned out. "Stephen really wants to make amends and make clear how sorry he is," the friend said. "He was strongly encouraged by the producers to play the snotty Brit and they really pushed him to be more confrontational. Because of the editing, you don't see any of the exchanges that pushed him to this. He felt his children were being abused and his reaction was over-the-top. "He has written to Gayla and her husband with his deepest apologies. But this is not the Stephen I have known for 15 years. He has the utmost respect for this country, for the US military, and did not mean to come across as unpatriotic. He knows he screwed up and wants to put that right."
MAC'S OSCAR SPECIAL!
HUGH JACKMAN AS HOST? NOT BAD...NOT BAD AT ALL...A COUPLE OF GOOD OPENING JOKES ANYWAY, WHATEVER ABOUT THE SONG-AND-DANCE ROUTINE...
MUSICAL'S ARE BACK!
BEN STILLER DOES JOAQUIN PHOENIX
Sean Penn Wins for "Milk" - Acceptance Speech
Dustin Lance Black Oscar Acceptance for writing Milk - Gay Marriage
MUSICAL'S ARE BACK!
BEN STILLER DOES JOAQUIN PHOENIX
Sean Penn Wins for "Milk" - Acceptance Speech
Dustin Lance Black Oscar Acceptance for writing Milk - Gay Marriage
VIRAL VIDEOS OF THE DAY - U WILL SEE IT BUT YR KIDS WON'T...OR WILL THEY....
RAUNCHY COMMERCIAL!
This naughty German commercial for a TV child lock promises that "You'll see it. Your kids won't."
WHAT A SHOT!Dwight Howard Nails Amazing 75-Foot Shot
WORLD'S SHORTEST ESCALATOR
This naughty German commercial for a TV child lock promises that "You'll see it. Your kids won't."
WHAT A SHOT!Dwight Howard Nails Amazing 75-Foot Shot
WORLD'S SHORTEST ESCALATOR
Monday, February 23, 2009
NOT FOR THOSE WITH VERTIGO!
Street artist Edgar Müller and his team took five days to create this mind-blowing optical illusion, called Ice Age, in Dún Laoghaire for the port town's Festival of World Cultures last August. Perspective lines drawn away from a single viewpoint give the painting the impression of being three-dimensional. Müller, 40, said that this type of street art had not been around for very long, even though the technique had been used by artists on other surfaces for centuries. The German explained: "Three-dimensional street painting itself is a very new art form which only a handful of people do worldwide. Its nature is to trick people's eyes and show them a new 'reality'. "The technique itself is called anamorphism and has been known since the Middle Ages. It was used by famous painters like Michelangelo, da Vinci and others in their murals." The artist's previous works include a German high street apparently riven by a lava chasm and a walkway transformed into a rock-strewn waterfall.
BE ONE OF OVER 50,000 TO WATCH THE MAKING OF...HERE...
WORLD'S MOST PIERCED WOMAN
Elaine Davidson, the world's most pierced woman, has added yet more metal adornments to her body, bringing the grand total to 6,005.
When first accredited by a Guinness World Record official in 2000, Davidson had 462 piercings, with 192 in her face alone. Now, nine years later, she has 6,005 including more than 1,500 that are "internal". However, despite her eye-watering record, Miss Davidson, born in Brazil, claims she doesn't like being pierced, and suffers for her art. She said: "I don't enjoy getting pierced, but to break the record you have to get to a high level. "I wanted to break the record. "My family don't even like tattoos or piercings. "But I am happy. I decided to change myself and be me." Miss Davidson, a nurse who now lives in Edinburgh, was speaking in Darlington as she opened, what else, a piercing studio.
When first accredited by a Guinness World Record official in 2000, Davidson had 462 piercings, with 192 in her face alone. Now, nine years later, she has 6,005 including more than 1,500 that are "internal". However, despite her eye-watering record, Miss Davidson, born in Brazil, claims she doesn't like being pierced, and suffers for her art. She said: "I don't enjoy getting pierced, but to break the record you have to get to a high level. "I wanted to break the record. "My family don't even like tattoos or piercings. "But I am happy. I decided to change myself and be me." Miss Davidson, a nurse who now lives in Edinburgh, was speaking in Darlington as she opened, what else, a piercing studio.
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY: IS THAT A DOG ON A BIKE?
EHHH, YES, YES IT IS...WHAT'S NEXT...PIGS THAT FLY I GUESS...
OK OK WHAT'S NEXT IS CLEARLY DEVILSHEEP...
ANS THEN THERE IS FREAKY SHIT IN THE NIGHT...EL CHUPACABRA (THE GOATSUCKER)
OK OK WHAT'S NEXT IS CLEARLY DEVILSHEEP...
ANS THEN THERE IS FREAKY SHIT IN THE NIGHT...EL CHUPACABRA (THE GOATSUCKER)
JUST ONE QUESTION: WHY?
A man has broken his own world record by smashing 47 watermelons with his head. John Allwood, 29, from Queensland in Australia, set a record last year by using his head to break 40 melons in one minute - but he smashed that number this year. The four-day Chinchilla Melon Festival began on Saturday in Queensland's southern inland.
Friday, February 20, 2009
COMRADES! TOGETHER WE CAN BAIL OUT THE BANKS!
AIN'T THIS THE TRUTH...MAN THE FECKIN' BARRICADES I SAY...OH YEAH PURE REBEL THAT'S ME SHAKING THE FOUNDATIONS OF OUR CAPITALIST SOCIETY (AHEM) YEAH RIGHT...
THIS IS AMAZING!
POSSIBLE THE ONLY ONE OF THESE TYPE OF MAILS THAT I WOULD EVER CONSIDER FORWARDING!
VIRAL VIDEOS OF THE DAY - RANT OF THE YEAR!
WHAT A RANT!
THE SHED VIDEO BY STUDENTS OF ST. JOHN'S CENTRAL COLLEGE - GOOD WORK GUYS & GALS & THANKS TO ROG FOR SENDING IT IN TO ME!
THE SHED VIDEO BY STUDENTS OF ST. JOHN'S CENTRAL COLLEGE - GOOD WORK GUYS & GALS & THANKS TO ROG FOR SENDING IT IN TO ME!
IS THIS RHIANNA'S BATTERED FACE?
With her swollen face and bloody lip, this shocking picture is believed to show pop singer Rihanna after she was allegedly attacked. The photo, which was posted last night on showbiz website TMZ, shows cuts and bruises around her forehead, cheeks and lips. Police in LA have now launched an internal investigation to find out who leaked the picture, branding its release "serious misconduct". In a statement cops said the snap "has the appearance" of one taken during a domestic violence investigation "involving entertainer Chris Brown". R&B star Brown, 19, was arrested earlier this month on suspicion of making criminal threats to an unidentified woman. He is alleged to have been involved in a fight with a woman in a car on the night of the Grammys and left the scene before police arrived. Brown later turned himself in while Rihanna has not been seen since the alleged attack. He released a statement saying: "Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired." "I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person." Rihanna, who is believed to be in hiding at home in Barbados, turns 21 today.
IT'S A HORRIFIC SHOT FOR SURE BUT WE LEARN TODAY THAT'S IT'S A FAKE...WELL THAT'S WHAT THE NEWS REPORTS ARE SAYING ANYWAY...
Thursday, February 19, 2009
RACIST SLUR ON OBAMA? READ ON...
UH OH SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE...BIG TROUBLE...
A newspaper cartoon has sparked outrage by likening Barack Obama to a crazed chimp shot dead after mauling a woman. The illustration in the New York Post cartoon has been condemned as racist by politicians and civil rights leaders. Sean Delonas' cartoon shows two police officers, one with a smoking gun, standing over the body of a bullet-riddled chimp, with the caption: "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill." It refers to a chimpanzee named Travis, who was killed on Monday in Connecticut after viciously attacking a friend of its owner. Some critics called the cartoon racist and said it trivialised a tragedy which left Charla Nash with what police called "life-changing" facial injuries. Others said the cartoon suggests that Obama should be assassinated, with critics urging a boycott of the Post and the companies advertising in it. The cartoonist responsible has stirred controversy with previous cartoons, which have made fun of Heather Mills's amputated leg, compared gay people to sheep lovers, and depicted Muslims as terrorists.
A newspaper cartoon has sparked outrage by likening Barack Obama to a crazed chimp shot dead after mauling a woman. The illustration in the New York Post cartoon has been condemned as racist by politicians and civil rights leaders. Sean Delonas' cartoon shows two police officers, one with a smoking gun, standing over the body of a bullet-riddled chimp, with the caption: "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill." It refers to a chimpanzee named Travis, who was killed on Monday in Connecticut after viciously attacking a friend of its owner. Some critics called the cartoon racist and said it trivialised a tragedy which left Charla Nash with what police called "life-changing" facial injuries. Others said the cartoon suggests that Obama should be assassinated, with critics urging a boycott of the Post and the companies advertising in it. The cartoonist responsible has stirred controversy with previous cartoons, which have made fun of Heather Mills's amputated leg, compared gay people to sheep lovers, and depicted Muslims as terrorists.
HELLS BELLS: WHO LET THE BULL OUT , WHO, WHO, WHO ,WHO...ETC
A bull trampled a woman after escaping from a bullfighting ring and running riot in a car park. The bull, named "The Indian," was being chased during a bull fight in western Mexico when footage showed the animal butting its head against gates in the ring in an effort to escape. The gates gave way enabling the animal to escape into the adjoining car park. After some time matadors on foot and horses managed to herd it back into the ring using their capes and colourful barbed sticks known as banderillas. The bull was later killed in the bullfight in the city of Colima. Local newspapers said the woman, who is recovering, is a veterinarian for one of the bullfighters.
NOW THAT'S A BRAWL!
OK SOMEONE GOT FOULED THEY THREW A SHOVE AND ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE AT A HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL MATCH IN ALABAMA CROWD JOINED IN 11 GOT ARRESTED NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
VIRAL VIDEOS OF THE DAY - BILL O'REILLY LOSES IT!
RIGHT WING US NEWSCASTER BILL O'RELLY FLIPS OUT AFTER TELEPROMPTER INCIDENT
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
INDIAN GROCER (OR IS THAT GROSS-ER?) HAS WORLD'S LONGEST EAR HAIR
It's important to have a goal in life. Indian grocer Radhakant Baijpai certainly has one - to make sure that he has the longest ear hair in the world.
Radhakant was crowned the official Guinness world record holder for the longest ear hair back in 2003, when his aural fronds were an already-impressive 13.2cm long. But that didn't stop him pursuing his goal of ever-longer hair on his ears. After several more years of carefully cultivating and caring for the ear-hair, Radhakant's tufts now stretch an astonishing 25cm. He is now waiting for Guinness adjudicators to confirm that he has set a new high, hairy bar for his chosen field.
Radhakant, from Uttar Pradesh in northern India, acknowledges that his wife has, at times, wished that he would cut his ear hair off - but he says that she has agreed to let him keep it, as it is a source of pride. His 25-year-old son is already displaying signs of growing similar ear-hair - although only time will tell if the son can eventually take the place of the father, standing triumphant atop the pinnacle of human ear-hair achievement.
Radhakant was crowned the official Guinness world record holder for the longest ear hair back in 2003, when his aural fronds were an already-impressive 13.2cm long. But that didn't stop him pursuing his goal of ever-longer hair on his ears. After several more years of carefully cultivating and caring for the ear-hair, Radhakant's tufts now stretch an astonishing 25cm. He is now waiting for Guinness adjudicators to confirm that he has set a new high, hairy bar for his chosen field.
Radhakant, from Uttar Pradesh in northern India, acknowledges that his wife has, at times, wished that he would cut his ear hair off - but he says that she has agreed to let him keep it, as it is a source of pride. His 25-year-old son is already displaying signs of growing similar ear-hair - although only time will tell if the son can eventually take the place of the father, standing triumphant atop the pinnacle of human ear-hair achievement.
VIRAL VIDEOS OF THE DAY - BLOOD, DRIVERS REVENGE AND WEIRD NEWSCASTERS!
HOW BLOODY (PUN INTENDED) CUTE IS THIS??
EVER BEEN TOWED? ENJOY ONE DRIVERS REVENGE...
APPARENTLY THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO ANOTHER NEWS TEAM FROM A RIVAL STATION....HMMM...STILL A TAD BLOODY WEIRD BUT PROBABLY PRETTY GOOD FUN FOR THEM...CAN YOU IMAGINE DOBBO & SHARON DOING LIKEWISE?? NOW THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE...
EVER BEEN TOWED? ENJOY ONE DRIVERS REVENGE...
APPARENTLY THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO ANOTHER NEWS TEAM FROM A RIVAL STATION....HMMM...STILL A TAD BLOODY WEIRD BUT PROBABLY PRETTY GOOD FUN FOR THEM...CAN YOU IMAGINE DOBBO & SHARON DOING LIKEWISE?? NOW THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE...
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - JAPANESE FINANCE MINISTER 'DRUNK' AT G8 MEETING
OH DEAR! HE CLAIMS IT WAS COUGH MEDICINE MADE HIM DROWSY...AHEM...YEAH RIGHT...
NEW SIMPSONS MAIN TITLE
THE HAMSTER PIANO & POPCORN VIRAL VID
ALL ABOUT RED
RED is a new interactive RTÉ Two online series which is directed and produced by Cork man Aaron Heffernan. RED is also the brain child of Aaron and the name of the show is a ‘nod’ towards his beloved rebel county. One of the cast members Dawn is also from Ballincollig.
LATEST EPISODE
This innovative and cutting edge ‘vlogging series’ is the first of it’s kind in Ireland which follows the life of Stephen, an emo teenager, who is cut-off from the outside world in a Red apartment, with all his movements being captured Big Brother style by REDs cameras. Stephen regularly has special visitors and friends who help him during this life changing experience. The programme highlights relevant teenage issues while keeping the feel of the series light humoured and fun. Topics discussed range from unrequited love to economics and feature guests like George Lee, Rick O Shea and upcoming Irish bands. Each day the on-line audience gets an update on Stephen where they can vlog their views and comment about his daily events and questions that are posed to them. Highlights from the series are broadcast on Sunday at 12:00pm on RTÉ Two by Ann-Marie, a depressed, sarcastic and slightly neurotic newsreader! This series is not only being accessed by an Irish audience but also from other vloggers world wide! To learn more about this go to www.rte.ie/red
WITH GEORGE LEE
Sophie Merry visits (Sophie Merry is an Irish YouTube superstar with over four million views for her dancing videos):
An example of an Irish band playing live in the Apartment RED living room:
LATEST EPISODE
This innovative and cutting edge ‘vlogging series’ is the first of it’s kind in Ireland which follows the life of Stephen, an emo teenager, who is cut-off from the outside world in a Red apartment, with all his movements being captured Big Brother style by REDs cameras. Stephen regularly has special visitors and friends who help him during this life changing experience. The programme highlights relevant teenage issues while keeping the feel of the series light humoured and fun. Topics discussed range from unrequited love to economics and feature guests like George Lee, Rick O Shea and upcoming Irish bands. Each day the on-line audience gets an update on Stephen where they can vlog their views and comment about his daily events and questions that are posed to them. Highlights from the series are broadcast on Sunday at 12:00pm on RTÉ Two by Ann-Marie, a depressed, sarcastic and slightly neurotic newsreader! This series is not only being accessed by an Irish audience but also from other vloggers world wide! To learn more about this go to www.rte.ie/red
WITH GEORGE LEE
Sophie Merry visits (Sophie Merry is an Irish YouTube superstar with over four million views for her dancing videos):
An example of an Irish band playing live in the Apartment RED living room:
Monday, February 16, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
THE CAT THAT LOVES TO SHOWER?!? GO FIGURE...
They are known for their aversion to water, but this cat loves having a shower so much that she tries to leap in at any given chance. Chloe, a Persian, got her first taste of water when her owner Phil Gardner gave her a wash and trim after her coat became matted. Bracing himself for some scratches, Mr Gardner put Chloe in the bath and turned on the shower, cautiously wetting her coat. But instead of the anticipated attack, Chloe settled down and relaxed at the warm water cascaded over her head. Mr Gardner, 35, a hospital worker from Brighton, said he can now barely keep Chloe out of the shower. He said: "She's a Persian cat and when her hair gets too long it gets matted, but she doesn't like it, which is why she needs the showers. "The vet told me to cut her hair and then wash her." He added: "The first time I tried it I thought she'd hit out at me, but it turned out she was quite happy being sprayed by the shower – especially her head. "She loves the feel of warm water and I can see her ears prick up every time I put the shower on. "I have to keep the door locked when I go in to stop her jumping in with me."
CORK HURLING THE MOVIE - COMING TO A SCREEN NEAR YOU, POSSIBLY...
The current Cork crisis has not gone unnoticed in Hollywood. It is seen as having the ingredients of a fantastic film. Neil Jordan has been selected to direct and casting is at an advanced stage and so far the following details have emerged.
Donal Og – Jonathan Rhys Myers. Rhys Myers was chosen to play his fellow Cork man as it was felt that having played the chap who shot Michael Collins that he would ideally be suited to playing a man trying to bring down another Cork leader. Also playing Henry the eight has given him good experience of playing someone with a massive ego.
Frank Murphy – Al Pacino. Pacino has played some of the most ruthless characters in cinema history. His portrayal of Murphy is said to be a cross between his portrayal of Tony Montana and Michael Corleone.
Diarmuid O Sullivan – Keifer Sutherland. Thought to be the ideal candidate to play the full back as he has shown in 24 that he is capable of deliberately inflicting pain on others without flinching. Sutherland is said to be unsure if he can put on the required extra weight.
Jerry O Sullivan – Donald Sutherland
Sean Og – Benicio Del Toro. Fresh from having played Che it was thought he would be the ideal man to play another revolutionary.
Gerald McCarthy - Liam Neeson. Neeson already having played a Cork leader who was taken out by his own is said to be very keen to play this part.
John Gardiner – Cillian Murphy. Having played a rebel leader in the wind that shakes the barely the Cork man was judged to be ideal to play last year’s captain.
Diarmuid O Flynn – John Hurt. Hurt having played the Bird in the field will do a similar job here and follow the players around and agree with every thing that they say.
Bob Ryan: Pat Short. For the comedy value.
Soundtrack to include the following
Tom Petty: I won’t back down.
Tom Petty: Free Falling
Frankie goes to Hollywood: Relax
REM: It’s the end of the world as we know it
Elvis: Suspicious minds
ACDC: Highway to hell
Johnny Logan: Whats another year?
Donal Og – Jonathan Rhys Myers. Rhys Myers was chosen to play his fellow Cork man as it was felt that having played the chap who shot Michael Collins that he would ideally be suited to playing a man trying to bring down another Cork leader. Also playing Henry the eight has given him good experience of playing someone with a massive ego.
Frank Murphy – Al Pacino. Pacino has played some of the most ruthless characters in cinema history. His portrayal of Murphy is said to be a cross between his portrayal of Tony Montana and Michael Corleone.
Diarmuid O Sullivan – Keifer Sutherland. Thought to be the ideal candidate to play the full back as he has shown in 24 that he is capable of deliberately inflicting pain on others without flinching. Sutherland is said to be unsure if he can put on the required extra weight.
Jerry O Sullivan – Donald Sutherland
Sean Og – Benicio Del Toro. Fresh from having played Che it was thought he would be the ideal man to play another revolutionary.
Gerald McCarthy - Liam Neeson. Neeson already having played a Cork leader who was taken out by his own is said to be very keen to play this part.
John Gardiner – Cillian Murphy. Having played a rebel leader in the wind that shakes the barely the Cork man was judged to be ideal to play last year’s captain.
Diarmuid O Flynn – John Hurt. Hurt having played the Bird in the field will do a similar job here and follow the players around and agree with every thing that they say.
Bob Ryan: Pat Short. For the comedy value.
Soundtrack to include the following
Tom Petty: I won’t back down.
Tom Petty: Free Falling
Frankie goes to Hollywood: Relax
REM: It’s the end of the world as we know it
Elvis: Suspicious minds
ACDC: Highway to hell
Johnny Logan: Whats another year?
Thursday, February 12, 2009
LATE SHOW DAVID LETTERMAN & OUT-OF-IT JOAQUIN PHOENIX
I RECKON IT'S A SET UP/PUBLICITY STUNT THEY HAD THIS WORKED OUT BEFOREHAND BUT THEY THAT'S JUST ME...
Salma Hayek Breastfeeding An African Baby Boy
A TOPIC OF MAJOR DISCUSSION ON CORK TALKS BACK THE OTHER NIGHT WITH MOST THINKNING SHE WAS RIGHT TO DO WHAT SHE DID - I AGREE...
THIRSTY KOALA GRATEFUL TO AUSSIE FIREFIGHTER
Please DONATE to the ANIMAL WELFARE effort by clicking the following link to the RSPCA website donation page: http://tinyurl.com/ahajl7 INTERNATIONAL DONATIONS WELCOME!!!!!!!
WATCH OUT GIO, MARCO'S ON THE LOOPY JUICE AGAIN...
WHAT THE HELL IS MARCO TARDELLI DOING BEHIND GIOVANNI TRAPATTONI'S BACK - SERIOUSLY IS THE OLD GUY IN NEED OF PROTECTION OR WHAT?? ANSWERS ON THE BACK OF A POSTACARD PLEASE...
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't F*$king Work
This video was taken from TheOnion.com, which is a spoof news network in the USA.
The News report tackles in a way the troubles that many of us encounter when we buy a new piece of equipment or technology that is difficult to work out or even open from its packaging. You know you've been there before, or maybe on Christmas morning when you've gotten a new mp3 player or some gizmo, and after trying your best to tear your way through the plastic, you arrive at the instruction manual which seems to be in every other language except your own.This is the news report and the particular technology company that was targeted by TheOnion.com was Sony.
WARNING FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT!
The News report tackles in a way the troubles that many of us encounter when we buy a new piece of equipment or technology that is difficult to work out or even open from its packaging. You know you've been there before, or maybe on Christmas morning when you've gotten a new mp3 player or some gizmo, and after trying your best to tear your way through the plastic, you arrive at the instruction manual which seems to be in every other language except your own.This is the news report and the particular technology company that was targeted by TheOnion.com was Sony.
WARNING FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
PAMMIE HIGHLIGHTS KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY
WARNING GRAPHIC SCENES OF SERIOUS ANIMAL CRUELTY THAT ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED!
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - SAMSING TURBO 3000 X1 MULTITASK
WHAT CAN'T THIS PHONE DO? HMMM SAVE OUR ECONOMY PERHAPS??
NEW WOODY ALLEN FLICK OPENS AT KINO
AND IT LOOKS PRETTY SAUCY TOO!
PARTICULARLY SINCE IT FEATURES A KISS BETWEEN TWO GRADE-A HOTTIES LIKE SCARLETT JOHANSSON & PENELOPE CRUZ!
ALSO AT KINO CHE PART ONE
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
LOVERS' ISLAND DISCOVERED ON GOOGLE EARTH
A tiny heart-shaped island in the Adriatic has become a holiday hit for St Valentine's Day after being discovered on Google Earth.
Even the uninhabited island's owner didn't realise how perfectly heart-shaped the island off the Croatian coast was until he was swamped with requests from lovers to stay there. "It has been incredible. We think it is the most perfect heart-shaped island in the world," said Vlado Juresko whose family owns the 130,000 square yard islet of Galesnjak, hastily redubbed Lovers' Island. "Nobody lives there so if lovers really do want to spend time alone it's the perfect desert island. "We always thought it looked a bit like a heart but since it's been on Google Earth everyone else has seen it too and the whole world seems to want to stay here."
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - BARACK OBAMA AS YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD HIM BEFORE!
WHITE FOLKS GOT NOTHIN' ON ME
Barack made an audiobook of his book "Dreams From My Father," which makes for an exciting remix. There's cursing, so cover your ears sensitive people!
Barack made an audiobook of his book "Dreams From My Father," which makes for an exciting remix. There's cursing, so cover your ears sensitive people!
Monday, February 9, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - MR POTATO HEAD IS A TRANNY!
FIRST THE SUPERBOWL AD FOR BRIDGESTONE TYRES - QUALITY!
THEN SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN ABOUT MR POTATO HEAD & IT INVOLVES LADIES CLOTHES...
AND CHECK OUT MR POTATO HEAD THE DANCE!
THEN SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN ABOUT MR POTATO HEAD & IT INVOLVES LADIES CLOTHES...
AND CHECK OUT MR POTATO HEAD THE DANCE!
A HALO AROUND THE MOON
Explanation: Have you ever seen a halo around the Moon? This fairly common sight occurs when high thin clouds containing millions of tiny ice crystals cover much of the sky. Each ice crystal acts like a miniature lens. Because most of the crystals have a similar elongated hexagonal shape, light entering one crystal face and exiting through the opposing face refracts 22 degrees, which corresponds to the radius of the Moon Halo. A similar Sun Halo may be visible during the day. The town in the foreground of the above picture is San Sebastian, Spain. The distant planet Jupiter appears by chance on the halo's upper right. Exactly how ice-crystals form in clouds remains under investigation.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
CHRISTIAN BALE TAKES DAVID TO THE DENTIST
OK THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND - THERE ARE SO MANY CHRISTIAN BALE MASH UPS HAPPENING IT'S JUST UNREAL BUT LOOK AT WHAT THE MIXING TOGETHER OF DAVID AFTER THE DENTIST (SEE VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY A COUPLE OF DAYS BACK FOR ORIGINAL VERSION) AND BALE'S AWESOME RANT PRODUCES, TOO FUNNY...AND THERE ARE A PILE MORE TO ADD WHEN I GET BACK TO WORK ON MONDAY...UNTIL THEN ENJOY AND GOD BLESS THE TINTERNET...
OH OK ONE MORE FOR NOW...THIS BE THE REMIX...REEEEEEEWIND...
Friday, February 6, 2009
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS IN KIWI RACISM SHOCKER ALSO THEY ARE NOT BLOODY AUSTRALIANS OK
NEW ZEALANDERS AREN'T LIKED...
AND THE RESPONSE TO THE CRAP THEY RECEIVE...
WE ARE NOT AUSTRALIANS
AND THE RESPONSE TO THE CRAP THEY RECEIVE...
WE ARE NOT AUSTRALIANS
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - MUNSTER HAKA
IN HONOUR OF NEW ZEALAND WAITANGI DAY
T'WOULD PUT THE HAIRS STANDING UP ON YER HEAD...WELL IT CERTAINLY DID AT THE TIME! ENJOY...
T'WOULD PUT THE HAIRS STANDING UP ON YER HEAD...WELL IT CERTAINLY DID AT THE TIME! ENJOY...
BLUE BRAWL - SETANTA LOSES IT IN TRAINING GROUND INCIDENT...
OH DEAR SETANTA IS IN TROUBLE...
BETTER TIMES...
Thursday, February 5, 2009
BIN LADEN WANTS BEST JOB IN WORLD!
A prankster has applied on behalf of Osama bin Laden for a role as caretaker of a tropical island dubbed 'the best job in the world'. More than 10,000 people have jumped at the chance to become the caretaker of Hamilton Island on Australia's Great Barrier Reef. A 30-second video available on YouTube shows an actual video of the bearded al-Qaida leader with garble dubbed over his real voice and subtitles stating why he is right for the job.
IN FAIRNESS THAT'S QUALITY PRANKING! NOT THAT THE ORGANISERS AGREED THOUGH...
"The 'Osama bin Laden' application was submitted via the www.islandreefjob.com website but it was rejected because the content was not deemed to be appropriate."
DO NOT TRY THIS ON A U.S. HOLIDAY!
Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?
Instructions for a fun time on a United States interstate...............
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of a hell!
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!
CLICK ON IMAGE FOR A CLOSER LOOK...
Instructions for a fun time on a United States interstate...............
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of a hell!
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!
CLICK ON IMAGE FOR A CLOSER LOOK...
STEPHEN FRY: WHAT A COMPLETE TWITTER!
Stephen Fry got trapped in a lift for more than an hour - and gave fans a running commentary over the internet.
He was stuck on the 26th floor of London's Centrepoint building, after giving a talk about technology at the Apple Store in Regents Street. Fry used the time to post regular updates on micro-blogging website Twitter, where he has more than 120,000 fans following his every word. He revealed the news by saying: "Ok. This is now mad. I am stuck in a lift on the 26th floor of Centre Point. Hell's teeth. We could be here for hours. A**e, poo and widdle." That let to messages of support from fans which inspired Fry to write: "Your brilliant comments are keeping us all (hysterically) cheerful. Last I heard engineers still on their way." And he used his mobile phone to publish a picture of him and his fellow stranded passengers on the web. Fry continued his weblog with: "This is getting boring. Morale still high. Hopes of early night dashed." More than an hour later, he exclaimed: "We're free! Nice men from Thyssen freed us. Paramount Club had champagne for us at the bottom. I'm allergic, but nice thought x" The following evening, he told fans: "Almost disappointing how incident free this evening has proved to be. The only thing I got stuck in was a halibut. Singularly toothsome. x"
He was stuck on the 26th floor of London's Centrepoint building, after giving a talk about technology at the Apple Store in Regents Street. Fry used the time to post regular updates on micro-blogging website Twitter, where he has more than 120,000 fans following his every word. He revealed the news by saying: "Ok. This is now mad. I am stuck in a lift on the 26th floor of Centre Point. Hell's teeth. We could be here for hours. A**e, poo and widdle." That let to messages of support from fans which inspired Fry to write: "Your brilliant comments are keeping us all (hysterically) cheerful. Last I heard engineers still on their way." And he used his mobile phone to publish a picture of him and his fellow stranded passengers on the web. Fry continued his weblog with: "This is getting boring. Morale still high. Hopes of early night dashed." More than an hour later, he exclaimed: "We're free! Nice men from Thyssen freed us. Paramount Club had champagne for us at the bottom. I'm allergic, but nice thought x" The following evening, he told fans: "Almost disappointing how incident free this evening has proved to be. The only thing I got stuck in was a halibut. Singularly toothsome. x"
TODAYS BONUS VIRAL VIDEO - GLADYS HARDY WHAT A LEGEND! "I LOVE JESUS BUT I DRINK A LITTLE"
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS - SPREAD THIS ONE FAR & WIDE...
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - NANCY PELOSI DUMBER THAN SOAP?
Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi (born March 26, 1940) is the current Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. Here she claims that America could lose 500 million jobs each month they don't pass her $1 trillion pork barell spending boondoggle...
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY: DAVID AFTER DENTIST
OH MI GOD THE POOR FELLA - CLEARLY NOT ENJOYING THE OUT-OF-IT EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER...HMMM GIVE HIM ABOUT 12 YEARS THOUGH AND IT MIGHT BE A DIFFERENT STORY!
CHRISTIAN BALE LOSES PLOT: THE REMIX! EXPLETIVE HEAVY SO BE WARNED...
DID YA HEAR THE STORY ABOUT CHRISTIAN BALE LOSING THE PLOT ON THE SET OF TERMINATOR:SALVATION? READ ON TO LEARN MORE AND WATCH ABOVE TO SEE HOW THE WHOLE INCIDENT HAS BEEN HILARIOUSLY TURNED INTO A ROCKING DANCE TUNE, ALTHOUGH ONLY ONE FOR THOSE WHOSE EARS ARE NOT SENSITIVE TO EXPLETIVES BE WARNED!
HERE IS HOW TMZ.COM BROKE THE STORY LAST JULY
Christian Bale was one giant raw nerve days before he allegedly pushed his mother.
TMZ spies tell us Bale was on the set last Friday shooting "Terminator 4" at Kirtland Air Force Base in New Mexico.
During a scene, Shane Hurlbut (seriously), director of cinematography, screwed up a shot -- at least in Christian's mind. We're told Bale went wild, screaming "I will kick your ass" along with some other choice remarks. Several hundred people -- including Military Police -- heard the outburst, which was described as "intense."
We're told Bale was "extremely tired and having a bad day."
AND HERE IS WHAT THEY SAID WHEN POSTING THE AUDIO ON THE SITE IN THE LAST FEW DAYS...
You may remember that Christian Bale went nuts on the set of "Terminator Salvation" a few months back, threatening to stop production and beat some serious ass.
The incident was audiotaped, and it's amazing. It happened on the set after a director of photography accidentally ruined a scene by walking onto the set. Bale lost it, screaming, yelling and threatening to quit if the bosses didn't fire the dude.
Film execs sent the tape to the insurance company that insured the film in case Bale bailed.
TODAY ON TMZ THEY ARE SAYING...
It turns out Christian Bale's expletive-filled, volcanic explosion on the set of "Terminator Salvation" was a "non-event"... according to a guy who wasn't the brunt of Bale's tirade.
Bruce Franklin -- assistant director and associate producer on the film -- told us "Christian is a method actor and was completely immersed in his scene ... his reaction was from the heat of the moment."
The target of Bale's attack -- a director of photography named Shane Hurlbut -- was not fired from the movie, despite Christian's threat that if Shane screwed up one more time, he should be kicked to the curb.
Franklin said Bale was under a lot of pressure because of his crazy "Dark Knight" promotion schedule, and that the crew -- Hurlbut included -- ended up shooting for another seven hours.
BELL X1 NEW ALBUM: BLUE LIGHTS ON THE RUNWAY FEB 20TH
NEW ALBUM SNEAK PREVIEW
LIVE AT PAVILLION CORK (POOR QUALITY THO!)
LIVE AT PAVILLION CORK (POOR QUALITY THO!)
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - BE WIDE CRAZED HAMSTER ON THE LOOSE!
OOPS GUESS SOMEONE MIGHT BE RECIEVING THEIR P.45 AFTER THAT COCK UP!
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