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Giant Marmite Statue Revealed

Publicity stunts based around Valentine are normally pretty tasteless - but not this one (boom boom, as a giant statue made of Marmite is now standing in London's Greenwich Park. The romantic food-based monument is based on Rodin's The Kiss and is made with limited edition champagne flavoured Marmite. Totally pointless, but still pretty cool. Definately better than eating the stuff anyway...

There Is No Love Like The Love Between A Man And His Tentacle Implants

The always excellent, often disturbing Modblog (http://modblog.bmezine.com) has this picture of a man who, as you do, has had silicone implants shaped like octopus suckers placed into his arm, so that he looks more like a squid than is generally normal for a human. Why is not entirely clear but I have more, much more (Mwah-aaaaa), freaky pix to stick up next week featuring bizarre over-the-top body adornments...bet ya can't wait!


The tentacle suction-cup implants were done by Dark Freak at Luck All in Sao Paulo, Brasil.

Naked Cowboy Sues Mars - What?

The New York street performer called 'The Naked Cowboy' is suing Mars for $6 million for dressing an M&M like him. He claims Mars Inc. used his trademark look - white briefs, cowboy boots, a hat and not much else - to dress a blue M&M candy on a Times Square billboard. For nearly a decade, Robert Burck has been a fixture in Times Square, where he strums a guitar on a street corner while dressed in his minimal costume.

In a lawsuit filed this week in Manhattan federal court, Burck said that two oversized Times Square billboards that promote M&Ms used his look without compensating him. The billboards feature a scantily clad blue M&M with a guitar alongside views of New York including street scenes and the Statue of Liberty. 'Just like The Naked Cowboy does on a daily basis in Times Square, the M&M is not only dressed as "The Naked Cowboy," it is playing the Naked Cowboy's distinctive white guitar in the cartoon,' the lawsuit said. Burck has trademarked his signature look and has made several television and movie appearances in costume, including for a televised audition on American Idol, the lawsuit said.

Could someone tell him he's not actually naked!

Wonder What The Aboriginal Australians Would Say To This?

To my mind this is basically racist propaganda - whadda you think? Comments below if you wish...This was sent in a group mail to the studio email and was titled 'wish we all had a prime minister like this' I kid you not - by the way Howard was a bit of a facist and pro-US supporter of the War in Iraq who has finally been voted out of office hence why the Aboriginals have finally gotten their long awaited apology if not any compensation...


Prime Minister John Howard - Australia

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture... Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society. Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom,

'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'

'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here.
So accept the country YOU accepted'

Ever Wondered How A Woman's Brain Works? CLICK ON PIC

It's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:


Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man, of course, has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

The Truth Is Out There...

It may look like just another car park on a foggy night, but an amateur photographer claims it also shows a UFO. A disc-shaped object appears to be hovering in the night sky near the top right of the picture, according to Hab Rahman, who captured the image. The 28-year-old took the photograph near his home in Portsmouth while driving home from work in thick fog. But he only spotted the mysterious apparition after transferring the image on to his computer.

Mr Rahman said: 'I've never really believed in UFOs but this is a bit weird and freaky – I just cannot think what else it could be.'UFO expert Hilary Porter, of the British Earth and Aerial Mysteries Society, last night confirmed it could be genuine.



Can you see it? That little hovery thing in the sky - what more evidence do you need?
She said: 'It would be very difficult to fake that photo and the UFO is at a tilt, which is the way they normally fly.'The UK Ministry of Defence said it could not check if there were any aircraft in the vicinity at the time.

Ahhhh How Cute Is That....The Heart-Shaped Marked Pig

While us humans desperately try to woo the object of our affections on Valentine's Day, this little piggie is guaranteed to hog the limelight. Lovingly – if predictably – named Valentine, the female piglet may yet prove to be a hit with the boars after it was born with an unusual, heart-shaped marking on its back. Breeder Eric Freeman was amazed at the shape when the Gloucestershire Old Spot piglet popped out just before the traditional day of romance.

KC & Lenny: The Xmas Snaps They Didn't Want You To See!

In these troubled, despairing times, the world needs heroes to offer a message of hope to the huddled masses. Well, we have that hero: They say that 'a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.' If that's the case, then nobody could be more embiggened than Aditya 'Romeo' Dev - the world's smallest bodybuilder.




Dev, 19, who is excellent, stands just 33 inches tall - but weighs an impressive 9.25kg (just under 1.5 stone), and has a chest measurement of 20 inches.
'Romeo' trains at the Leo Health Club in Phagwara, India, where his trainer is club owner Ranjit Pal (also known as 'Mr Punjab'). Pal is reputed to be the fastest skipper in India, which is a fairly brilliant claim in itself.

Did You Know That...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes .
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?! )

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)