THE DEFINITION OF WINNING...PERHAPS?

Last night Stevie G's rather excellent Midweek Music Mash-Up featured all sorts of musical delights all mashed together including a touch of Led Zeppelin with Snoop Dogg so imagine my delight when I came across more Led Zepplin flavoured stories today (reminding me to dig out some Led Zep albums)read on...

He's got energy that would put some youngsters to shame – watch an inebriated OAP get on down to a bit of Led Zeppelin.

The music is provided by Led Zeppelin tribute band The Crunge, who hail from Toronto, Canada, and our dance act entertains onlookers with a number of moves. After a couple of bows to his audience, he gives them the 'chicken', followed quickly by 'the bounce'. As he gets into his stride, and after a bit of flailing, he unleashes his show-stopper – 'the beer tap and wipe'. We think it'll catch on. To finish off, he re-visits 'the chicken' and then runs on the spot – before pushing the boat right out and giving the crowd 'the surfer'. It may not be Strictly Come Dancing, but it's just as entertaining. The video has created a real stir on YouTube with over 35,000 hits so far. As user Suune said: 'This is by far the best definition of Winning yet!'

MISSING COBRA TURNS UP ON TWITTER

An Egyptian cobra that went missing from the reptile house at the Bronx Zoo has apparently turned up on Twitter. A tongue-in-cheek Twitter user giving "updates" on a missing snake now has nearly 120,000 followers. The 20in deadly snake escaped from New York City's Bronx Zoo last Friday, and is yet to be found.
MY FAV BRONX ZOO COBRA TWEETS:
I want to thank those animals from the movie "Madagascar." They were a real inspiration.

Anyone know if Rebecca Black lives in NYC? No reason.

A lot of people are asking how I can tweet with no access to a computer or fingers. Ever heard of an iPhone? Duh.

Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don't worry, I'll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?

Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!

Just FYI, I've had it with Samuel L. Jackson too.

Dear @CharlieSheen, know what's better than tiger's blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I'm 20 inches long. Just sayin'.

WEIRDEST THING YOU EVER FOUND IN A BOWL?? TRY A BOA CONSTRICTOR FOR SIZE...

A seven-year-old girl lifted the lid on the family loo - and found herself staring at a seven foot long boa constrictor. Police in Hanover, Germany, managed to photograph the monster snake and call in wildlife experts before it disappeared back down the U-bend. Wildlife experts believe the snake was once a pet and had escaped from a nearby home using the sewage system to move around looking for food. "People buy these snakes when they are young and they grow very large very quickly and scare the life out of their owners who try to flush them down the lavatory or release them into the drains," said one.
BEST LISTENER TEXTS ON STRANGE THINGS FOUND IN TOILET BOWELS...
When i was younger i used come home at all hours i used sneak in my dad never caught me i used go toilet before bed one night i opened the toilet seat there was a hand stickin up the bowl my dad blew a rubber glove up to catch me sneak in
First day at work there was a potato and a sock in the toilet.. It was a kitchen too! From jen
there was a wine cork in my brothers toilet before when he was younger to help him "AIM!!" :D haha

FUNNIEST BABY VIDS EVER! CHECK THE JOKESTER...

twin baby boys have a conversation part 2. find more of the boys' adventures at my wife's blog. visit http://www.twinmamarama.com/

CoCo Bean decides he wants to tell some jokes. HE'S HILARIOUS! (but not for the qualit of his jokes ;-p)

TRIPLE BONUS VIRAL SPECIAL: INSANE BASE JUMP - INSANE SWEETS AD & POSSIBLY INSANE BABY...

A truly insane "close to the ground" base jump from a norwegian tv show...

Put your finger on the screen and touch the rainbow. A cute but weird kitty cat will like it...

My daughter Chevelle snaps out of her slumber to her favorite song...She's gonna be a STARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

HELP I'M AN IDIOT...I'VE GLUED MY HAT TO MY HEAD...

ONCE SEEN CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN: JEDWARD RECREATE CHILDHOOD PHOTO...SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE, SAY IT AIN'T SO...

CRYING BABY MAKING YOUR LIFE A MISERY?? WHY NOT TRY NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL...WORKS A TREAT

so how is this kid gonna rebel against his parents? Ah I know! Glee...

BE WARNED! DANGEROUS OUTBREAK OF OPTIMISM REPORTED NATIONWIDE

DID YOU SEE JEDWARD ON VINCENT BROWN 'LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT' SHOW ON TV3? CAR CRASH TV AT ITS GLORIOUS BEST/WORST!