At last, it's the cross-dressing dwarf Hillary Clinton you have all been waiting for!!!!!

Okay, so, if you're anything like me, one view of the above video of miniature Chilean female impersonator La Pequeña ('the small one') doing Amy Winehouse, your entire being will have been consumed with a burning, insatiable desire to see La Pequeña doing Hillary Clinton in the same style. Well, Christmas just came early folks! Hurrah. That noise you hear is my brain, dripping slowly out of my eyes.

With this endorsement, Hillary surely has the nomination in the bag, unless Obama can magic up a gyrating pint-sized mini-Barack from the dark recesses of the internets before the crucial Pennsylvania primary.

All in all it's enough to give you nightmares....