GRANNY GOES WILD

For those who just can't get excited about bland YouTube videos anymore, here's what you've been waiting for - Pole Dancing Granny. The newest storm to hit the internet is Granny Goes Wild and asks the pertinent question "ever wonder what happens to those who love to dance, but get too old to stand up on their own?" Alas it's not a rhetorical question and the answer is provided in graphic, disturbing detail. The unidentified octagenarian performs some truly worrying dance moves at the disco as she gyrates next to stripper-pole. The highlight for those who can get through the first 40 seconds is the sight of the woman, who obviously feels she missed out on her youth, rubbing her buttocks up and down against the pole. The depraved people at the disco woop with delight - if anyone in your office does the same, fire them.