WHOEVER THOUGHT NATALIE PORTMAN WAS A NICE,SWEET GIRL IS SORELY MISTAKEN.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY-MICHELLE OBAMA LIKES NOTHING MORE THAN A GOOD OLE' FIST
A RELATIONSHIP EXPERT APPEARED ON FOX NEWS RECENTLY TO OFFER HER ANALYSIS OF BARACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA'S SWEET RELATIONSHIP.
IN THE FOLLOWING VIDEO SHE EXPLAINS HER SLIMY FINDINGS.
IN THE FOLLOWING VIDEO SHE EXPLAINS HER SLIMY FINDINGS.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Corcaigh abú!
TURN THIS...
INTO THIS...
FOR THE SAKE OF THIS...
This is a chain mail for Cork people. Pass it on!!
To whom it concerns,
We call on all Cork People in a grave time and one where the needs of our great County have become paramount. We call on them to make their voice heard, their vote count and their support felt for a cause that has no lesser an
importance resting on it, than the future well-being of the great game in our County.
The Cork jersey is sacred.
To wear the 'blood and bandage' is something many of us dreamt of as children.
Everyone knows that these dreams were shared by many who have been lucky enough tobe part of the current {08} panel of players. As a consequence we are more than acutely aware that the road chosen by men like John Gardiner and Cathal Naughton and Sean Og
has been the difficult one. They wouldn't be true Corkmen if they took the easy way out! They have chosen the difficult path. One fraught with heartache, pain, conflict and bitterness! Yet they have stood steadfast in their endeavour
to stay the course and in so doing, try to bring about the welcome change necessary to an antiquated, archaic monolith that has shown itself out of touch and out of date with modernity and progress. But they, who have chosen the hard way, are now out of that most precious commodity of all - TIME.. And they need our help!
It's time to step up. It's time to get mobile. In the words of Barack Obama "Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." We march in support of what's right. We march in support of the future. We march in support of a bunch of men who have given us everything for ten years and have asked for precious little in return but a barrier free environment to deliver the success we voraciously crave year on year! On Sunday week we will meet in solidarity to show these men that they are not alone. That they are not the villains as depicted in certain quarters and that we will always be grateful for all they've done in the name of the Rebel County throughout their careers. And when we march through the streets of our great city we need to remember. As we pass the City Hall we should take a good look at the statues of Terence McSweeney and Tomas MacCurtain and remember what being a Corkman and a rebel is all about. And remember the sacrifice that these players have made over the past ten years for the blood and bandage and then remember that they are prepared to make another, the ultimate sacrifice, their careers for that same Blood and Bandage.. As Corkmen, unified with one purpose and one goal and that is to see our best players represent us in the coming months.. we march in support of these players.. if you support the 2008 panel please go to Daunt Square for 1 p.m. on Sunday February 8th in your Cork colours to march to the initial league match between Cork and Dublin by 2p.m.
INTO THIS...
FOR THE SAKE OF THIS...
This is a chain mail for Cork people. Pass it on!!
To whom it concerns,
We call on all Cork People in a grave time and one where the needs of our great County have become paramount. We call on them to make their voice heard, their vote count and their support felt for a cause that has no lesser an
importance resting on it, than the future well-being of the great game in our County.
The Cork jersey is sacred.
To wear the 'blood and bandage' is something many of us dreamt of as children.
Everyone knows that these dreams were shared by many who have been lucky enough tobe part of the current {08} panel of players. As a consequence we are more than acutely aware that the road chosen by men like John Gardiner and Cathal Naughton and Sean Og
has been the difficult one. They wouldn't be true Corkmen if they took the easy way out! They have chosen the difficult path. One fraught with heartache, pain, conflict and bitterness! Yet they have stood steadfast in their endeavour
to stay the course and in so doing, try to bring about the welcome change necessary to an antiquated, archaic monolith that has shown itself out of touch and out of date with modernity and progress. But they, who have chosen the hard way, are now out of that most precious commodity of all - TIME.. And they need our help!
It's time to step up. It's time to get mobile. In the words of Barack Obama "Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." We march in support of what's right. We march in support of the future. We march in support of a bunch of men who have given us everything for ten years and have asked for precious little in return but a barrier free environment to deliver the success we voraciously crave year on year! On Sunday week we will meet in solidarity to show these men that they are not alone. That they are not the villains as depicted in certain quarters and that we will always be grateful for all they've done in the name of the Rebel County throughout their careers. And when we march through the streets of our great city we need to remember. As we pass the City Hall we should take a good look at the statues of Terence McSweeney and Tomas MacCurtain and remember what being a Corkman and a rebel is all about. And remember the sacrifice that these players have made over the past ten years for the blood and bandage and then remember that they are prepared to make another, the ultimate sacrifice, their careers for that same Blood and Bandage.. As Corkmen, unified with one purpose and one goal and that is to see our best players represent us in the coming months.. we march in support of these players.. if you support the 2008 panel please go to Daunt Square for 1 p.m. on Sunday February 8th in your Cork colours to march to the initial league match between Cork and Dublin by 2p.m.
Monday, January 26, 2009
HAPPY NEW YEAR OF THE OX
Yo peeps Happy New Year of the Ox - of which I am one!
1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997
People born in the Year of the Ox are patient, speak little, and inspire confidence in others. They tend, however, to be eccentric, and bigoted, and they anger easily. They have fierce tempers and although they speak little, when they do they are quite eloquent. Ox people are mentally and physically alert. Generally easy-going, they can be remarkably stubborn, and they hate to fail or be opposed. They are most compatible with Snake, Rooster, and Rat people. Great, Snakes, Roosters & Rats, bloody typical...
And being Cancerian, that makes me...
Cancer/Ox
Cancer diminishes some of the Ox's assets such as reliability and determination. If they are not careful, Cancer/Oxen may never achieve their goals. Cancer can make the Ox touchy but deep down they are very sensitive. These Oxen are generally clever with money. One finds you very easy to live with - you've much gentleness, an accommodating character, and good will in daily life. You're also merry and obliging. You may sometimes happen to be in the clouds, a little muddleheaded, but you succeed in making yourself forgiven everything. You're very much attached to family and traditions and don't bear that those whom you love be harmed. Having much affective memory, you're gifted for bringing joy and good humour to those around you. Your destiny is often dominated by hazard and marked with dramatic turns of events, but you generally succeed in preserving your comfortable and cosy situation — for it should not be forgotten that chance never moves too far away from you, especially if you're a woman. Loving beautiful things, you can do well in an artistic career or antiques. You're gifted for music and literature. With your love of good living, all that's related to food can also bring you financial gains. And with your saving penchant and your need to accumulate possessions, you've the possibility to give yourself a beautiful fortune. Sentimental, passionate, sensual, you love love and can't do without it. But your actual happiness can find itself only within the framework of stability, in a home which is united and full of children. You must beware of certain tendency to affective blackmail.
well matched
TAURUS / ROOSTER
SCORPIO / RAT
SCORPIO / SNAKE
PISCES / RAT
PISCES / ROOSTER
PISCES / SNAKE
VIRGO / ROOSTER
VIRGO / RAT
worst matched
ARIES / GOAT
LIBRA / TIGER
LIBRA / GOAT
CAPRICORN / TIGER
CAPRICORN / DRAGON
well known cancer/oxen include
barbara cartland
meryl streep
trevor horn
david hockney
bill haley
trevor eve
princess diana
bill cosby
ricky gervais
peter kay
jimi somerville
dave mac ardle
VIRAL VIDEO OF AUSTRALIAN DAY
IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW WHO CHOPPER READ IS, THEN THIS ADVERTISEMENT SUMS UP WHAT KIND OF A SCARY LUNATIC THE MAN IS.....
A COMEDIAN CALLED RONNIE JOHNS DECIDED TO DO A SKETCH OF THE WELL KNOWN AND FEARED CRIMINAL. IT GOES LIKE THIS.....
A COMEDIAN CALLED RONNIE JOHNS DECIDED TO DO A SKETCH OF THE WELL KNOWN AND FEARED CRIMINAL. IT GOES LIKE THIS.....
Friday, January 23, 2009
FUNNY BUT JUST PLAIN WRONG!
A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life!
She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him. A few weeks later, her neighbor saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop in Daphne, Alabama !
She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him. A few weeks later, her neighbor saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop in Daphne, Alabama !
Dave & Amy Proud Winners of a Mitsubishi Colt to Drive for a Year!
Here are some pics of Dave Macs Mitsubishi Colt winner. Dave Molloy and his partner won the use of a brand new Mitsubishi Colt for a year courtesy of Dan Seaman Motors on Red @ Work before Christmas. They met Gavin Seaman and the red patrollers at CUMH today as that was where he said he would like his car to be delivered if he won.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - AD FAIL IN THE EXTREME!
WHO, TELL ME WHO, THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD NAME FOR THEIR PRODUCT!
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY PART THE SECOND - LAME GROCERY STORE RAP
THIS IS NOT A TEST - REPEAT THIS IS NOT A TEST - NOR IS IT A FAKE - THIS IS A GENUINE GROCERY STORE ADVERTISMENT USING THAT NEW FUNKY SOUND THE KIDS ARE DIGGING - RAP!
Monday, January 19, 2009
THIS GOAT BROKE LOOSE & CLEARLY LOST THE PLOT
WTF?
Karl Ferdinand Trunk performs with a talented goat during the opening ceremony of the 33nd Monte Carlo International Circus Festival in Monaco.
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - PART THE FIRST - HORNY DUREX BUNNIES
SORRY IF THIS HAS RUINED YOUR LOVE OF BALLOON ANIMALS
Imagine being held hostage by this woman....Shudder....
This is the picture of a woman from County Durham in England who held a Curry's engineer hostage after he could not repair her washing machine.
Friday, January 16, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - COOKING IN THE KITCHEN WITH CRAAAAZY CHRIS WALKEN
HEY YOU KNOW MOVIE STAR CHRISTOPHER WALKEN THE MAN WHO LIKES TO DANCE (RATHER WELL TOO) IN FATBOY SLIM VIDEO'S AND ACT TOO (DEERHUNTER, BATMAN RETURNS, ETC) WELL HE ALSO WOULD REALLY REALLY LIKE TO BE A CELEBRITY CHEF AS THIS VID DEMONSTRATES - WHO KNEW HE LIKED TO GET HIS FINGERS STICKY WHILST MANHANDLING A PLUMP BIRD...LISTEN IN TO THE SHOW TO HEAR HOW WE GOT ON WHEN I JOINED HIM IN THE KITCHEN...
OH AND CHECK OUT THE ALTERNATIVE VERSION OF HIS DANCE SPECTACULAR...
Thursday, January 15, 2009
HAPPY MUNCHERS! THANKS BAGEL FACTORY!
THE CREW FROM MUSGRAVES WHO ENJOYED A FREE LUNCH ON US TODAY!
Thanks again for the bagels Dave! Double gym and pole dancing sessions all round!
Here’s the beastly team including poor Martin that missed out!
L-R Eimear, Ger (the boss) Edel, Lisa, Martin and Jane!
Thanks again for the bagels Dave! Double gym and pole dancing sessions all round!
Here’s the beastly team including poor Martin that missed out!
L-R Eimear, Ger (the boss) Edel, Lisa, Martin and Jane!
JEEZ DOC I'VE A SLPLITTING HEADACHE
This amazing X-ray shows how a man survived being stabbed in the skull with a five-inch knife. Thirty-eight-year-old dad Wen Wen walked into a hospital casualty room in Xi'an, central China, with the entire blade buried in his head and just the handle sticking out. One ER nurse fainted as Wen walked up to reception at the Jiaotong University clinic with the hilt poking out of his head and casually answered questions about his injury. The razor sharp blade sunk into Wen's head above his right ear, down into the nasal cavity and finally emerged into his mouth. Astonishingly it missed several major arteries, blood vessels and nerves. "He's incredibly lucky. He could walk and talk perfectly and he will make a full recovery. One or two centimetres in another direction, though, and he would be dead," said one medic. Wen told doctors he'd been stabbed by his 76-year-old father who has now fled the family home. "I was cleaning up the house when my father attacked me and did this to me with just one strike of the knife. "He's old but sane and rational and I've no idea why he did it. I'm worried that he might think he's in trouble now and won't come back to the family," he said.
(INSERT JAWS MUSIC HERE)
This is the moment a group of wanna-be surfers were circled by a killer shark.
But after a series 'big fish' attacks, including three in less than 24 hours of each other, the surf school owner decided not to inform his students of the Jaws.
Gary Hughes, who runs the surf school in Blueys Beach, Australia, has defended his decision as he felt it would only have created worry. He was confident that the shark was “just having a cruise”. Hughes had been monitoring the fish's behaviour and did not think it was showing attack behaviour.
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - OPRAH IS A BREAST WOMEN...
Why we love Kate Winslet....
1)Titanic
2)She refuses to have her magazine photos air brushed
3)She was great in Extras
Well, Oprah loves her for another reason entirely...
Here's what CNN had to say...
1)Titanic
2)She refuses to have her magazine photos air brushed
3)She was great in Extras
Well, Oprah loves her for another reason entirely...
Here's what CNN had to say...
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
OOPS NOT THE AA'S FINEST MOMENT - CAPTURED ON CCTV!
CCTV footage shows how the hapless patrolman drove though an automatic security barrier while towing a broken down vehicle. But while his van passed though safely, the barrier came crashing down on the vehicle he was towing. The stunned motorist was then thrust six feet into the air by two hydraulic bollards launched up from the ground. The shocked driver was then forced to scramble from her black BMW which was left hoisted up at a 45 degree angle. Embarrassed AA officials claimed today that their mechanic had done “everything by the book”. A spokesman said: “The patrolman was assured that it was fine to proceed through the barrier. He did everything by the book and drove through in good faith.” The vehicle was being towed to a British Airways car park near Heathrow Airport, as the stranded motorist was an airline employee and had been en route to work. But within seconds of the AA van passing through the car park barrier, the security system, which was designed to only allow one vehicle through at a time, was triggered. The blunder happened on December 30 last year during a routine breakdown call-out.
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - SUBTLE BUTT DISPOSABLE GAS NUETRALIZERS
COULDN'T FIND THE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SKETCH ABOUT ASS RIGHT STRIPS THAT I PLAYED OUT ON SHOW TODAY SO I RECKONED THIS VISUAL ONLY VID WOULD SUFFICE AS IT'S ALONG THE SAME LINES...ENJOY!
65-YEAR OLD PUSHES WHEELBARROW ACROSS AUSTRALIA - SORRY WHAT?
David Baird, from the UK, set out from Perth on September 21 and will finally reach the Pacific Ocean at Manly Beach on Saturday January 17. When he crosses the finish line he will have run the equivalent of one hundred full marathons in just 112 days. During the charity run well-wishers threw more than £9,145 ($20,000) into the barrow. And Mr Baird said that while he has not suffered a single puncture, his feet have not fared so well. He said: "All my adult life my feet have been a size ten but within three weeks my feet had spread out and I had to change to an eleven. "Two weeks later I needed a twelve. My feet feel huge. I'm convinced my arms have got longer too". Mr Baird has been running most of the way into a head wind and in temperatures of up to 46 degrees. Eating mostly fruit and vegetables he has lost more than a stone (7kg) in weight. Now he is looking forward to finishing the run and dipping his feet into The Pacific Ocean. But he will not be taking much time off. He said: "I'll probably get up on Sunday and go for a run without the barrow which will feel fantastic I'm sure" Mr Baird, who emigrated to Australia and spent 21 years working in a coal-mine, got his idea for the wheelbarrow run from a race held near his home in Queensland. Organised by locals, the 18km challenge is held as a reminder of the gem prospectors who flocked to the area in Australia's early years. "Legend has it that one prospector arrived in town with nothing other than the pick and the wheelbarrow he was pushing," Mr Baird said. "Over the course of several years he made his fortune and then drank and gambled it all away until eventually he was seen leaving town carrying exactly all he's arrived with." Mr Baird has been raising money for Breast Cancer and Prostate Cancer charities.
Shark eats surf board for dinner
This is the surf board that a thirteen year old girl was out and about with before a shark decided to take a chunk out of it. He didn't like the taste of it much though, so he moved on to her leg.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY (PART 1) - BUSTY ROMANIAN PRESENTER GETS THE BOOT FOR BLOWING HER TOP LIVE ON TV
A TV station has been fined €1,100 after the presenter on a live phone in quiz show threw a fit after no viewers called in. Busty presenter Adela Lupse started screaming at the camera, smashed the phone on the ground and then jumped up and down on it before grinding the phone under her foot. At the same time she screamed repeatedly at the camera "I want the phone to ring now. Now. Call me now."
Angry TV bosses fired her after the outburst on Romanian TV station National TV. But Lupse, who has been the show's presenter for three years, said: "Maybe I was a bit over the top but I wanted to get people to call - there is a lot of pressure to get people to call in with the correct answer. It was a bad day." But Romanian TV watchdog the National Audiovisual Council of Romania failed to see the funny side and fined the station €1,189 for the outburst that showed "unjustified violence". It also ruled that the show be slapped with an X rating and only broadcast after 10pm when children are in bed.
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY (PART 2) - MEET MR EXPLODING BANANA HEAD
Banana head man Just your average video of a man with his head covered by a mask made out of exploding bananas. Same old, same old.
WHO KNOWS WHY...WHO KNOWS WHY...
WHO KNOWS WHY...WHO KNOWS WHY...
Monday, January 12, 2009
BEST JOB IN THE WORLD - EVER?
www.islandreefjob.com
DAMN I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ISLAND CARETAKER...NOW WHERE'S ME BLOODY CAMERA...
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - EVERYDAY NORMAL GUY
So many rappers are so full of themselves bigging up everything about themselves on track after track so you know what it's time for a fight back, it's time someon stuck up for the very day normal guy and Canadian comedian Jon Lajoie is the man to do it...
Who he? Jon Lajoie is a Canadian comedian, actor, and internet celebrity from Montreal, Quebec, Canada who gained a substantial cult following for his comical Internet video clips in 2008.
It's in the same vein as The Honest R'N'B Song (below) which is equally hilarious and you will have heard it on the Red Rooster in the past...
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
HOW EMBARR-ASS-ING
You know those ski lift things that take you up the mountain when you want to ski down the mountain? They freak a lot of people out and rightly so. You have to be in a certain position getting on and off the thing, the timing has to be right, you have to remember so many things at once, because if you don’t, who knows what could happen to you. Like for example what happened to a skier in Colorado. The man was getting on the ski lift with his son, and whatever way he got on the thing he managed to fall through a gap on the seat but was held up dangling by his trousers, leaving him naked from the waist to ankles. Can you imagine the embarrassment?
Like literally, embarr ASS ment.
VIVA LA POP 2008
DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2008 - Mashup of Top 25 Billboard Hits
ONE WORD: WOW!
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - ROMANIAN PM FALLS OFF STAGE
The footage, seen by hundreds of thousands of fans, shows Emil Boc walking onto a transparent plastic stage to greet the host and another female guest. Mr Boc is then seen striding past them before plunging 15ft down into a pit next to a gap in the stairs. The Prime Minister, 42, continued with the show on Antena TV but was treated for a heavily bruised backside. Now six years later, tapes of the show have come back to haunt the politician since he was sworn in as the former communist state's prime minister last month. The new prime minister has faced a barrage of taunts from fellow MPs since the video emerged. Opposition MPs pretend to fall over whenever he enters a room and others rub their rear ends in mock pain when he talks. In October a South African MP suffered a similarly embarrassing fate when his chair collapsed during a live parliamentary review programme. In footage leaked to YouTube, Nhlanhla Nene can be seen tumbling to the ground after his chair collapsed during an appearance on a political show on the SABC2 channel. The camera immediately cut to the presenter, who carried on talking without even registering her guest’s disappearance beneath his desk with a smile.
DOCTORS GET TO BOTTOM OF HAIRSPRAY X-RAY
37 is the age of a Romanian woman who had an xray in hospital which revealed that she had a can of hair spray stuck up her bottom. The woman had an operation to remove the object but refused to tell doctors how it got there. Unless she has an Amy Winehouse hair do stuck up there too then I’d say its fairly safe to assume how it got there.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
WTF?
Members of a group dedicated to preserving traditional Japanese firefighting techniques perform acrobatics on bamboo ladders during the annual New Year's fire review in Tokyo. No I have no idea if the balancing-on-a-pole thing is actually a traditional Japanese firefighting technique, or just something that Japanese firefighting technique preservers do in their free time, but whatever it still looks pretty cool and stupid too - bonus!
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY (PART 1) - LADIES & GENTS IT'S MICHELLE CAN'T SING HEATON
Last night’s Celebrity Big Brother was massively entertaining in many ways – there was Tina talking about her, “great fanny” (aaaargh! She’s someone’s mum!), the most bizarre performance of Romeo And Juliet we’ve ever seen, Coolio’s dubious sexual revelations… but our favourite bit simply has to be Michelle Heaton’s performance of Liberty X’s biggest hit, Just A Little. We’ve been watching it over and over again since it happened, so we thought we’d give you another chance to cringe over it too. We have to say, it reminded us of Chantelle Houghton stumbling over I Want It Right Now… the crucial detail being, of course, that Chantelle was simply pretending to be a pop-star, while Michelle actually is one. Well, used to be, anyway. Terrifying, isn’t it? We’re a little confused, as back in her Popstars days, we thought Michelle had a pretty good voice – but clearly she needs a refresher course in singing, not to mention dancing and cane-holding. Still, she looks pretty good in that catsuit, and there aren’t many people who can carry off head-to-toe PVC. (THANKS HEAT!)
Monday, January 5, 2009
VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY: Redneck+Firework= Very Burnt, Stupid Redneck
When did it become acceptable to light fireworks in the home? I don't care how much tin foil is used in the making of a home explosive, it still doesn't mean that it's like making a home dinner. This idiotic redneck found out the hard way that the term 'home made firework' doesn't make it similar or as harmless as his first cousin/wife's home made pie.
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