VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY (PART 1) - LADIES & GENTS IT'S MICHELLE CAN'T SING HEATON

Last night’s Celebrity Big Brother was massively entertaining in many ways – there was Tina talking about her, “great fanny” (aaaargh! She’s someone’s mum!), the most bizarre performance of Romeo And Juliet we’ve ever seen, Coolio’s dubious sexual revelations… but our favourite bit simply has to be Michelle Heaton’s performance of Liberty X’s biggest hit, Just A Little. We’ve been watching it over and over again since it happened, so we thought we’d give you another chance to cringe over it too. We have to say, it reminded us of Chantelle Houghton stumbling over I Want It Right Now… the crucial detail being, of course, that Chantelle was simply pretending to be a pop-star, while Michelle actually is one. Well, used to be, anyway. Terrifying, isn’t it? We’re a little confused, as back in her Popstars days, we thought Michelle had a pretty good voice – but clearly she needs a refresher course in singing, not to mention dancing and cane-holding. Still, she looks pretty good in that catsuit, and there aren’t many people who can carry off head-to-toe PVC. (THANKS HEAT!)