(SHOULD I SET THE SCENE? IF YA CAN'T QUITE FIGURE OUT THE PIC IT'S A BOMB DISPOSAL EXPERT QUIETLY CONCENTRATING ON DISABLING A DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVE....AND THAT'S HIS BUDDY BEHIND WITH A PAPER BAG FULL OF AIR THAT HE'S ABOUT TO POP BEHIND HIS HEAD...YEAH I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT A MINOR HEART ATTACK IS ON THE CARDS...)oh & hijo de puta was the headline on the pic when i saw it it means son of a bitch in spanish but proabably closer to MUTHF$*KA in how it is used...
From Henry Selick, visionary director of THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, and based on Neil Gaimans international best-selling book, comes a spectacular stop-motion animated adventure the first to be originally filmed in 3D!
Coraline Jones (Dakota Fanning) is bored in her new home until she finds a secret door and discovers an alternate version of her life on the other side. On the surface, this parallel reality is eerily similar to her real life and the people in it only much better. But when this seemingly perfect world turns dangerous, and her other parents (including her Other Mother voiced by Teri Hatcher) try to trap her forever, Coraline must count on her resourcefulness, determination and bravery to escape this increasingly perilous world and save her family.
A world champion diver has successfully completed a death-defying stunt at one of Ireland's most remote spots - The Serpent's Lair or Poll na Peist on Inis Mor on the Aran Islands. Colombian Orlando Duque travelled to Inis Mór on the Aran Islands last weekend to jump 26m (78ft) into the Serpent's Lair or Poll na Peist - a blowhole carved out by Atlantic swells. The 34-year-old made the dive as he prepares for competition in France next month. "The Serpent's Lair is one of those places that you only hear stories about," Duque said. "Finding the place and being able to dive there was one of the highlights of my career. Hopefully in the future we can bring a cliff diving competition to Ireland." The Serpent's lair is a near-perfect rectangular hole, chiselled out of rock at the bottom of cliffs on Inis Mor. In ancient mythology it was home to a Sea Serpent and the sound of screeching stormy winds is said to be the monster making its presence felt. Nine-time world champion Duque has dived from as high as 34m, with the cliff-top jump filmed for the "9Dives" feature. "There's a gigantic difference between 26 and 34 meters. The pool looks as small as a pinhead, and the water is as hard as concrete. The slightest error and ... No, it's better not even to think about it," Duque said. Cliff diving involves athletes leaping into water from heights of 23m to 28m for men and 18m to 23m for women. Divers have about three seconds to co-ordinate their forms and movements before they hit the surface of the water at around 100km/h with a flat landing, known as a pancake, compared with landing on concrete from 13m. Duque travelled to Ireland as part of his training for the Red Bull Cliff Diving Series on May 8 in La Rochelle, France.
Popeyes ran out of chicken yesterday in Rochester, NY following a special on chicken. Besides the fact that this was a horrible news story to begin with, many people have felt that the story was also racist...
I MUST SAY I LOVE THE QUALITY OF THE FOOTAGE IN THIS CLIP IT ADDS MASSIVE ATMOSPHERE AND FREAKINESS TO WHAT IS A STRANGE, STRANGE SCENE REMINISCENT OF SOME SORT OF DISASTER FLICK...
This rickshaw is barely visible as it sputters along the road with its cargo of coconuts. Its owner was so desperate to get to market in Mysore, India, he put all his coconuts in one load. 'The husks were tied to each other using their own fibres. Crazy,' said CG Muthana, who took the shot EH, HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THE DRIVER APPEARS TO BE ABOUT TO CLIP THE SIDE OF HIS LOAD ON THAT LAMP POST...NOW THAT'S THE PICTURE I WANNA SEE...
100 Single Ladies stop traffic with Beyonce's famous leggy dance in Piccadilly Circus, to celebrate the announcement by Trident of its free Beyonce gig in November.
THE POSTER OF THIS VID SAYS: I did not record this video, but found it on a website. Very embarrasing for Britters! I guess this is why they prohibit photo taking and video recording.
This is her singing "Boys" on her Circus Tour 2009 in California! 04-20-2009
This is dedicated to all fans of Queen and hey let's not forget about Mike Myers and Dana Carvey of Wayne's World. No effects or sampling was used. What you see is what you hear (does that even make sense?) Atari 800XL was used for the lead piano/organ sound Texas Instruments TI-99/4a as lead guitar 8 Inch Floppy Disk as Bass 3.5 inch Harddrive as the gong HP ScanJet 3C was used for all vocals. Please note I had to record the HP scanner 4 seperate times for each voice. I tried to buy 4 HP scanners but for some reason sellers on E-Bay expect you to pay $80-$100, I got mine for $30. I keep hearing parts of the song are out of tune. Keep in mind the scanner and floppy drive are not musical instruments. These are mechanical devices whose motors tend to drift and can cause some notes to be out of tune.
SOOOOOO FECKIN CUTE!
More @ http://www.cutebreak.com - As cute as the slow loris is, it is considered an endangered species and not really suitable as a pet. Not only are they illegal to own, but they have sharp teeth and wild-like behaviors. For example, the loris marks its territory with urine... constantly... for the span of its entire life. This is not a habit that can be changed like house training a cat or dog.
SINEAD'S BROTHER THE WONDERFUL NOVELIST JOSEPH (READ STAR OF THE SEA ITS ABSOLUTELY RIVETTING AND SUPERB) DOES SOME RADIO INSERTS...HERE'S HIS INTERPRETATION OF IRELANDS LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE WORD LIKE...
A FUNERAL DIRECTOR IN DEVON DECIDED TO RENOVATE HIS HOUSE. WHILE TEARING DOWN SOME OF THE WALLS, HE CAME ACROSS THIS EMBALMED CAT. OVER 400 HUNDRED YEARS OLD THEY RECKON IT WAS PLACED IN THE WALL TO WARD OFF EVIL SPIRITS. THE POWER OF A SHRIVELLED OLD PUSSY EH!
Filmed over the period of a few months in and around Edinburgh by Dave Sowerby, this video of Inspired Bicycles team rider Danny MacAskill features probably the best collection of street/street trials riding ever seen. There's some huge riding, but also some of the most technically difficult and imaginative lines you will ever see. Without a doubt, this video pushes the envelope of what is perceived as possible on a trials bike. Credit to Band of Horses for their epic song 'The Funeral.' You can find out more about the band and their music at www.bandofhorses.com or www.myspace.com/bandofhorses
AND FOLLOWING THAT A CONTRIBUTOR TO ONLINE GOSSIP FREESHEET POPBITCH (SIGN UP HERE) HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT ROBERT VAN WINKLE AKA VANILLA ICE "I think we're gonna have to contend with a Vanilla Ice revival. I was at the V Festival,where Virgin had brought him over as a joke to publicise their hopelessly wrongheaded campaign to get pop stars to apologise for supposed crimes against music. "The last laugh was against them. Vanilla Ice was way more popular than the supposed headliners The Killers. We couldn't even get anywhere near the building let alone get inside. We looked and we saw through a window a little of the performance. When the bassline from Ice Ice Baby came on, I have to admit, even though I've been to many festivals over the years including most of the Glastonburys of the 90's, I have never, NEVER, seen a reaction quite like it."
KARAKOE FACE-OFF BATTLE LIVE ON AIR WEDNESDAY LUNCHTIME! LISTEN OUT FOR PROMO TO HEAR WHO WON!!
Childaid is a Cork founded charity helping to make a difference to the children in Nairobi. childaid.ie. They are hosting a variety night on Wednesday 22nd April in the Montenotte Hotel in order to raise funds and create awareness!! There is also a KARAOKATHON from 8am to 8pm in the hotel on Wednesday. Cork’s own Robbie William’s impersonator Martin Sexton will front this...
Check out show tomorrow for the Mac Rida version of Right Round...dunno what Phil is gonna be doing yet but he's crapping it so should be fun!!
SNL Tattoo Removal Funny tattoo removal bit that was done on Saturday Night Live. This video really makes a good point about girls with tattoos. They might look cool now but just about how you will look when you are a grandma!
OK GOT THIS EMAIL FROM CAROLINE OF WEEKEND ROOSTER & PRODUCTION FAME... Sup… I have a brand new feature on my show “Weekend Rooster” Sat 7am-10am. It’s called “Happy Days” and it’s basically where I get people to text or email in what was their favourite Saturday morning show to watch, cartoon or TV show, yes I know we’ve all done it at one stage or another but I’m gonna make it a regular fixture! I find the theme tune and play it, just to make them smile on a Saturday morning! Last week’s was “Ducktales” (A woo-oooh)!! It got a great reaction and loads of people texted in their fave show, everyone loves a bit of nostalgia, even the 15 year olds are old enough that their old faves have been cancelled! But I’d also like your input, what theme tune brings you back to the days of jumping out of bed on a Saturday morn, rummaging through the rice krispies for a spokey dokey, throwing on your L.A Gear’s and hypercolour sweatshirts, scrunching down your sports socks over your tights, throwing your hair up in a side pony tail, reciting the Goonie code, playing Alex Kidd on the Sega Megadrive, saying “Not” after every sentence or laughed inappropriately at the phrase “Where’s Grandad”? Also if you could plug it that would be great. Just tell people email “Happy Days” and the name of the show to caroline.murphy@redfm.ie or text the studio and pass them to me! Caroline “could I be more 80’s” Murphy (a woo-oooh)!!
OK SO CAROLINE HERE'S MY SUGGESTIONS...
LAST TWO ARE JOANNE'S SUGGESTIONS! SO IF U HAVE BEEN SUITABLY INSPIRED BY THE ABOVE THEN EMAIL CAROLINE (DASTARDLY & MUTTLEY ANYONE?? TEE HEE HEE)
Fancy becoming a Jihad? Not only do have have to have bombs of steel but also buns of steel. In a new Al-Queda magazine, there are a series of workouts that they recommend. These are the suggestions that they have come up with...
A 20-year-old cheerleading coach is facing the axe after it emerged that she'd posed nude for Playboy magazine - but she's by no means the first teacher to ditch her clothes. Schools seem to be a hotbed for going naked these days, with the UK no stranger to risqué education techniques. We take a look at five other schools where the lessons have been somewhat less than traditional.
One Hungarian teacher took sex education to a whole new level - by stripping in front of her students. Teresa Juhasz, who is in her 20s, peeled off her clothes in the classroom during a game of truth or dare that went just a little bit too far. When one of her pupils dared her to pole dance, the teacher decided she was up for the challenge and started a raunchy routine which eventually led to her writhing about in her matching bra and pants.
A male supply teacher was asked to leave a secondary school after removing his shirt in front of a class of 13 and 14-year-old pupils. The incident at Sudbury Upper School in Sudbury, Suffolk, in April 2008, was filmed by a pupil on a mobile phone and footage broadcast on internet website YouTube.
A teacher in Sweden was fined for flashing her breasts at a male pupil. She was convicted of sexual harassment after exposing her breasts to the boy in retaliation for the boy covering the blackboard with swear words and sexual drawings. The 47-year-old teacher claimed that there was nothing sexual about her breast-flashing, and that it was merely a response to the boy's rude scribblings. 'I just snapped. I was trying to get him to stop writing and drawing filth on the blackboard,' she said.
A Cambridge PE teacher found herself in trouble after appearing in a range of "completely inappropriate" poses on a modelling website. Natasha Gray, who was voted the UK's sexiest teacher on a television show in 2002, was shown in one photograph wearing a thong while lying on her front on a bed.
And just to prove that removing items of clothing while at school is not limited to teachers, these Danish students put on a raunchy strip show all of their own. Just a bit of fun, according to their condoning teachers. Erik Olesen, head teacher at the Silkeborg school said everyone, including the school governors, had known about the annual contest and described it as 'harmless fun'. But news of the striptease got out in 2007 when some of the girls stripped naked and began to touch each other's breasts - then started rubbing baby oil over each other's bodies. And they didn't even win the competition.
JUST BACK FROM EASTER HOLIDAYS STAYING WITH MY SIS IN GENEVA SWITZERLAND WHERE SHE IS WORKING FOR THE YEAR AT THE U.N. (FAIR FECKS TO HER) ME MY MUM SIS AND BROTHER WENT ON THE PISTE QUITE LITERALLY - NOW NONE BUT MY BROTHER WERE ALL THAT PROFICIENT BUT WE GAVE IT SOCKS AS THE PIX BELOW SHOULD ATTEST - ALL I HAD DONE BEFORE WAS 2 DAYS BOARDING IN THE PYRENNEES IN JAN 05 BASICALLY BARELY LEARNING THE BASICS SO AFTER 3 MORE INTENSE DAYS ON THE SLOPES OF FRENCH ALPS NEAR GENEVA I PRETTY MUCH HAD IT GOING ON I RECKON...AT LEAST ON FINAL DAY I WASN'T GRIPPED WITH THE CAST-IRON GUT WRENCHING FEAR IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH AS I HAD BEEN FOR THE PREVIOUS 2 DAYS AND ACTUALLY RELAXED AND ENJOYED IT LOADS AS YOU CAN PROBABLY EASILY IMAGINE...SO HERE IS TO MY SIS FOR THE GOOD COMPANY AND THE FOREIGN JOB THAT HAD US ALL EN THE PISTE FOR EASTER!
Hey Dave these are from the car park in ballincollig shoppin centre, possible bad taste but def funny, and both are taken by the disabled spaces. not sure if they got around to fixing these yet. I wet myself when i saw the legless man by the space and then just up from that a headless one..hehe Tadhg
THIS POOCH ACCIDENTLY FELL OFF HIS OWNERS BOAT OFF THE COAST OF AUSTRALIA. HE TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A 4 MONTH HOLIDAY ON A NEARBY ISLAND. HE TOOK PADDLES IN THE OCEAN DAILY AND DINED ON THE LOCAL DISH OF WILD GOAT. NOW HE'S BACK WITH HIS OWNERS, REFRESHED AND IN THE MOOD FOR FETCH!
You know how it is in this hectic modern world - sometimes the sleepmonster creeps up on you, and you're powerless to stop it. You need a nap, and you need it now. Perhaps tho this bloke in China would be advised to pick somewhere else a tad safer before catching 40 winks...
OK SO THIS CHINESE GUY WAS CLEANING HIS TEETH WITH A SCISSORS - THAT'S NOT THE WEIRD BIT - HIS BUDDY CRACKS A JOKE - "HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE EUROPEAN COMEDIAN...HE'S CALLED JOE KING...HAHAHAHHA" - THAT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN THE JOKE BUT AAAAAAANYWAY MR CHINESE GUY LAUGHS HIS HEAD OFF AND PROMPTLY DROPS SCISSORS DOWN HIS FECKIN THROAT - NOW AS YOU CAN SEE THE POINTY BIT WAS FACING UP SO EVERY EFFORT TO COUGH THEM OUT WERE CUTTING HIM UP (LITERALLY) SO OFF TO THE HOSPITAL HE WENT AND EVENTUALLY THEY GOT EM OUT...MORAL OF THE STORY? LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE TELLS YOU NOT TO PICK YR TEETH WITH SCISSORS...ANYWAY ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL AND YER MAN ISN'T TOO CUT UP ABOUT IT!
NO COMMENTS PLEASE ON MY CRAP HAIR (IN NEED OF A WASH AND FLATTENED BY HEADPHONES!) OR BEARD-IN-BAD-NEED-OF-A-TRIM - I PROMISE TO BRUSH MYSELF UP A BIT BETTER FOR THE NEXT MAJOR STAR I HAVE IN STUDIO!! EMMA & GRAINNE ENJOYING THE MAGIC OF KEITH WHO WAS IN FAIRNESS ABSOLUTELY STAGGERINGLY GOOD...
SNL Tattoo Removal
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