WARNING DON'T SWALLOW SCISSORS - EVEN IF THE JOKE IS FUNNY!

OK SO THIS CHINESE GUY WAS CLEANING HIS TEETH WITH A SCISSORS - THAT'S NOT THE WEIRD BIT - HIS BUDDY CRACKS A JOKE - "HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE EUROPEAN COMEDIAN...HE'S CALLED JOE KING...HAHAHAHHA" - THAT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN THE JOKE BUT AAAAAAANYWAY MR CHINESE GUY LAUGHS HIS HEAD OFF AND PROMPTLY DROPS SCISSORS DOWN HIS FECKIN THROAT - NOW AS YOU CAN SEE THE POINTY BIT WAS FACING UP SO EVERY EFFORT TO COUGH THEM OUT WERE CUTTING HIM UP (LITERALLY) SO OFF TO THE HOSPITAL HE WENT AND EVENTUALLY THEY GOT EM OUT...MORAL OF THE STORY? LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE TELLS YOU NOT TO PICK YR TEETH WITH SCISSORS...ANYWAY ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL AND YER MAN ISN'T TOO CUT UP ABOUT IT!