NOW THAT'S ONE LUCKY PENGUIN!

AND WHAT ABOUT THIS HEAD BANGER

VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - EVERYDAY NORMAL GUY

So many rappers are so full of themselves bigging up everything about themselves on track after track so you know what it's time for a fight back, it's time someon stuck up for the very day normal guy and Canadian comedian Jon Lajoie is the man to do it...

Who he? Jon Lajoie is a Canadian comedian, actor, and internet celebrity from Montreal, Quebec, Canada who gained a substantial cult following for his comical Internet video clips in 2008.

It's in the same vein as The Honest R'N'B Song (below) which is equally hilarious and you will have heard it on the Red Rooster in the past...

HOW EMBARR-ASS-ING

You know those ski lift things that take you up the mountain when you want to ski down the mountain? They freak a lot of people out and rightly so. You have to be in a certain position getting on and off the thing, the timing has to be right, you have to remember so many things at once, because if you don’t, who knows what could happen to you. Like for example what happened to a skier in Colorado. The man was getting on the ski lift with his son, and whatever way he got on the thing he managed to fall through a gap on the seat but was held up dangling by his trousers, leaving him naked from the waist to ankles. Can you imagine the embarrassment?
Like literally, embarr ASS ment.

VIVA LA POP 2008

DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2008 - Mashup of Top 25 Billboard Hits
ONE WORD: WOW!

VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY - ROMANIAN PM FALLS OFF STAGE

The footage, seen by hundreds of thousands of fans, shows Emil Boc walking onto a transparent plastic stage to greet the host and another female guest. Mr Boc is then seen striding past them before plunging 15ft down into a pit next to a gap in the stairs. The Prime Minister, 42, continued with the show on Antena TV but was treated for a heavily bruised backside. Now six years later, tapes of the show have come back to haunt the politician since he was sworn in as the former communist state's prime minister last month. The new prime minister has faced a barrage of taunts from fellow MPs since the video emerged. Opposition MPs pretend to fall over whenever he enters a room and others rub their rear ends in mock pain when he talks. In October a South African MP suffered a similarly embarrassing fate when his chair collapsed during a live parliamentary review programme. In footage leaked to YouTube, Nhlanhla Nene can be seen tumbling to the ground after his chair collapsed during an appearance on a political show on the SABC2 channel. The camera immediately cut to the presenter, who carried on talking without even registering her guest’s disappearance beneath his desk with a smile.

DOCTORS GET TO BOTTOM OF HAIRSPRAY X-RAY

37 is the age of a Romanian woman who had an xray in hospital which revealed that she had a can of hair spray stuck up her bottom. The woman had an operation to remove the object but refused to tell doctors how it got there. Unless she has an Amy Winehouse hair do stuck up there too then I’d say its fairly safe to assume how it got there.

WTF?

Members of a group dedicated to preserving traditional Japanese firefighting techniques perform acrobatics on bamboo ladders during the annual New Year's fire review in Tokyo. No I have no idea if the balancing-on-a-pole thing is actually a traditional Japanese firefighting technique, or just something that Japanese firefighting technique preservers do in their free time, but whatever it still looks pretty cool and stupid too - bonus!

VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY (PART 1) - LADIES & GENTS IT'S MICHELLE CAN'T SING HEATON

Last night’s Celebrity Big Brother was massively entertaining in many ways – there was Tina talking about her, “great fanny” (aaaargh! She’s someone’s mum!), the most bizarre performance of Romeo And Juliet we’ve ever seen, Coolio’s dubious sexual revelations… but our favourite bit simply has to be Michelle Heaton’s performance of Liberty X’s biggest hit, Just A Little. We’ve been watching it over and over again since it happened, so we thought we’d give you another chance to cringe over it too. We have to say, it reminded us of Chantelle Houghton stumbling over I Want It Right Now… the crucial detail being, of course, that Chantelle was simply pretending to be a pop-star, while Michelle actually is one. Well, used to be, anyway. Terrifying, isn’t it? We’re a little confused, as back in her Popstars days, we thought Michelle had a pretty good voice – but clearly she needs a refresher course in singing, not to mention dancing and cane-holding. Still, she looks pretty good in that catsuit, and there aren’t many people who can carry off head-to-toe PVC. (THANKS HEAT!)

VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY (PART 2) - KANYE PAPPED: WHAT IS HE UP TO FOR 2009?

VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY: Redneck+Firework= Very Burnt, Stupid Redneck

When did it become acceptable to light fireworks in the home? I don't care how much tin foil is used in the making of a home explosive, it still doesn't mean that it's like making a home dinner. This idiotic redneck found out the hard way that the term 'home made firework' doesn't make it similar or as harmless as his first cousin/wife's home made pie.