The Awesomest Combover/Side-Ponytail Ever

This is Allen E. Brown, a 48-year-old pimp who was recently sentenced to 18 years in prison. That's a LOT of free time to experiment with even more avant-garde hairstyles.

Side-dreadlock?

It ain't easy being a pimp.

Or pulling off the Pollyanna look as a grown African-American man.