FIRSTLY MERENGUE DOG...
NOW THAT'S JUST CRUEL...
MORE DOG HUMILIATION...
SOOOO CUTE...
AND FINALLY FOR ALL YOU DOGGY-WOGGY LOVERS...
AND WHY ALL THIS DOGGY STUFF?
An Australian man has 'married' his best friend - a golden Labrador...
He must be blind. But then that could make it the right choice, as Labradors are often guide dogs. Joseph Guiso, a seemingly normal 20-year-old from the city Toowoomba, married Honey, his 5-year old yellow Labrador, in an elaborate ceremony in a local park. Instead of wearing a veil, his new wife wore a muzzle; something some men might wish their wives wore after getting married!! Thirty or so friends and relatives attended the unusual nuptials, which included Guiso getting down on both knees to read his vows to his freakishly hairy bride. 'You're my best friend and you make every part of my day better,' Guiso lovingly said. At least it would have been easy for the ushers, working out which guests were the family of the bride or groom. Honey, who was decked out in a white cape for the occasion, responded by licking her groom's face, sealing the union for eternity. Well, that'll stop him kissing any other women having any successful affairs. Making sure his face smells of dog. Guiso denied his relationship with the dog he adopted five years ago goes anything beyond platonic love. And, despite some negative feedback, particularly from animal rights groups, Guiso is clearly relishing the attention the wedding has brought him. 'We're definitely Australia's hottest new couple. Brad and Angelina - your time is over' he said. Yes, they're the most famous Aussie and dog couple in the world, since Peter Andre and Jordan split. But that's not to say all's going smoothly for the new couple. According to Guiso, Honey's a bit angry about all the publicity, and she's been giving him the silent treatment. It's a very different sort of marriage, as it's usually it's the man who has to beg for everything on a daily basis...
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