HEADLINE OF THE DAY: Man caught with 14 birds in his trousers
A traveller was caught with 14 live birds strapped to his legs under his trousers, customs officials said today. US customs agents at LAX searched Sony Dong, 46, and 'found bird feathers and droppings on his socks, as well as birds' tail feathers visible under his pants.' The subsequent search 'discovered 14 live birds attached to two flat pieces of cloth that were wrapped around his calves'. WTF?