Friday, November 2, 2007

Amazing New Scientific Breakthrough

Boffins at a highly secretive laboratory, believed to be located somewhere down the end of the Lee fields, have just made a shock announcement that they have successfully located the gene responsible for Irish dancing in Simians. Further experimentation involving chest waxing and the liberal application of oil are currently underway and word has it that the results, to be announced soon, are set to send shock waves throughout the high-kicking world of professional Irish dancing. Young dancers who had recently been complaining about being paid peanuts, might just find themselves replaced by those for whom peanuts would do very nicely thank you very much. See below and ask yourself could this be the interval act at a forthcoming Eurovision? It's certainly not the worst bet!

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