Keep in mind that this actually happened!!!! This is someone who was moving from a claims office.
Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Superquinn Employee: 'Hello 'dis Superquinn, how can I help you?'
Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Superquinn Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.
Superquinn Employee: 'Dat all? Okay, Bye.'
p.s. just noticed KC has this on his blog before me but, eh, couldn't be arsed taking it down now...