Wednesday, September 2, 2009
PERVY POLISH YETI
A teenager has added fresh rumour to the yeti debate after claiming the beast spied on her in her bikini as she paddled in a river. Justyna Folger was having a dip during a camping trip when a shadowy creature appeared on the opposite bank. 'At first I thought it was a bear but it appeared to be stooping and then it raised itself on to two legs and ran off. I couldn't believe it,' said Miss Folger, 19. The incident was caught on camera by her boyfriend Tadeusz Serafinowski. Yeti-hunters are already flocking to the site in the Tatra mountains in Poland after another sighting last week. Walker Piotr Kowalski, 27, filmed a yeti-like creature emerging from a mountain path. Park rangers are on alert and hunting for the mysterious beast. 'If there is something out there we will find it,' said Cmdr Edward Wlazlo.
WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF 'BEING LEFT HIGH & DRY'??
OH RIGHT THAT'S IT SO TED...
A silver Chrysler sits stranded on its own 18m (60ft) mini-mountain after its owner refused to abandon his cliffside home to make way for a government building project. The car was left high and dry when builders simply excavated around Qu Liming's home and car in Liulin, northern China. 'I tried to climb up but fell all the way down – the police said it was all my own fault for being big-headed,' said Mr Qu.